Ted

A travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.

[Daniel Litt @littmath]

the gulf of America? oh, you mean the distance between who we are as a nation and who we could be?

[Will Stancil @whstancil]

The resigning US Attorney's memo describes a quid pro quo between Adams and the DOJ so comically explicit that the DOJ second-in-command yelled at the government lawyers for taking notes during the meeting.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Cannot stress enough he is defunding cancer research and HIV prevention

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

When your 4 year old accidentally tells THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD that YOU STOLE THE ELECTION FOR DONALD TRUMP

Keep in mind this was FOUR HOURS before ANY NEWS OUTLET HAD CALLED THE RACE.

So much for “They’ll never know!” @elonmusk. And just so *you* know: WE ALWAYS FUCKING KNEW

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

THE SAME WEEK HE ILLEGALLY DEFUNDS THE DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION, NATIONAL INSTITUTE OF HEALTH AND THE ANTI-SCAM POLICE! HE'S A TOTAL FRAUD. SOCIALISM FOR ME BUT NOT FOR THEE.

[BouffantBecky @bouffantbecky]

Jill Stein every four years

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

He’s calling people who receive any kind of federal assistance “parasites” while profiting heavily from every single government benefit he can get. The only parasite I see is Elon Musk. I’m so tired and disgusted.

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

I wonder how those who say Israel conducted targeted, lawful operations reconcile their position with Trump's view that Gaza is completely destroyed and uninhabitable and the only option is to expel the survivors and clear the rubble

[White Fellas For Kamala 2026 @BeigeFrequency]

I think AI bros are the best evidence we have that some people don't have a "soul." They fundamentally don't understand the point of art or why people engage with it.

[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

People are not asking Dems to magically have power they don’t. They’re asking them to give a shit and act like a political party that believes in fixed values and wants to fight for the interests of its members—not only its “good billionaires”and biggest careerist ass lickers.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

“You’re not the president you need to go away” is the funniest possible thing that kid coulda said goddamn Trump’s gonna drone strike his little ass

[Keith Orejel @keithdorejel]

Nelson Lichtenstein and Judith Stein show pretty convincingly in their book A Fabulous Failure that Clinton’s downsizing didn’t really shrink the size of the federal workforce it just outsourced it to private entities and wasn’t really less expensive or more efficient.

[Bruce Bartlett @BruceBartlett]

The left should never, ever treat right-wingers with any respect. They don't deserve it and it gets under their skin, encourages them to go ballistic and off-message. The comedians of America have done the country a great disservice by not doing more to belittle the right.