PolyConfessor

the polymarket confessions you'd never post yourself.
seal it. send it. we post. you disappear.

[PolyConfessor @PolyConfessor]

Send your confessions here: https://t.co/RVDnJLd2nH

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@Mosterin_0 Good luck!

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@saurav_tweets Probably losing on both :(

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@Marko_Poly Always no is a good strategy! Until something happens

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I betted 2,8k in Clavicular's pregnancy NO on Polymarket. I read the rules and now I understand lol

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someone in the discord posts his portfolio every day captioned 'we're so back.' it just keeps going down. i think that might be me in 3 months.

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@aadvark89 Time to farm!!

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@Polymarket Something to confess?

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@Polymarket Where can we bet if maintenance ends in 1 hour YES/NO?

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My roommate's boyfriend lost like 6K on Polymarket and told her it was a 'crypto hack.' I know because I saw his screen when he was on our couch. she's planning their vacation to Greece right now. bro does not have Greece money anymore

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@0xd1namit This will generate many confessions

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@retentionjunkie Very smart move!

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there's a market on whether the US enters a recession this year and I bet YES at 50 cents. so basically I need the American economy to collapse so I can double my $400. I've started watching unemployment data with the energy of someone watching their team in the playoffs. except the team is economic suffering

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Polymarket now has Palantir monitoring sports bets for manipulation. PALANTIR. the military surveillance company. they brought in actual spy technology to watch prediction markets. and I'm over here placing $10 bets on UFC fights with zero strategy feeling like I'm being watched by the Pentagon

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8 new Polymarket wallets appeared on March 21 all betting on an Iran ceasefire before March 31. they put down $70K collectively. if it pays out that's $820K. I'm not saying it's insider trading but bro those wallets were created THE SAME DAY. meanwhile I've been researching for 6 months and I'm down $400

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sold my concert tickets to put the money on a market about whether Spotify would hit 700M users. it did not hit 700M users. my friends went to the concert without me. they said it was amazing. I made $0 and watched a progress bar all night

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@stacyonchain @Polymarket Fake volume is so easy to spot and probably won't get rewards

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@Jai0xCrypto @P2Pdotme Another crime soon

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my boyfriend thinks I'm texting another guy because I'm always on my phone in bed. I am not cheating on him. I am watching a market about whether US will strike Iran tick up and down at midnight. I don't know how to explain that this is somehow worse

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@nursexxl I post confessions

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I bet $1000 that backpack fdv is below 200M one day after launch. It has been under the whole day expect 1 minute before that a whale that betted +600k on yes manipulated it. Then below again, classic pump and dump and Polymarket UMA resolved yes.