My roommate's boyfriend lost like 6K on Polymarket and told her it was a 'crypto hack.' I know because I saw his screen when he was on our couch. she's planning their vacation to Greece right now. bro does not have Greece money anymore
there's a market on whether the US enters a recession this year and I bet YES at 50 cents. so basically I need the American economy to collapse so I can double my $400. I've started watching unemployment data with the energy of someone watching their team in the playoffs. except the team is economic suffering
Polymarket now has Palantir monitoring sports bets for manipulation. PALANTIR. the military surveillance company. they brought in actual spy technology to watch prediction markets. and I'm over here placing $10 bets on UFC fights with zero strategy feeling like I'm being watched by the Pentagon
8 new Polymarket wallets appeared on March 21 all betting on an Iran ceasefire before March 31. they put down $70K collectively. if it pays out that's $820K. I'm not saying it's insider trading but bro those wallets were created THE SAME DAY. meanwhile I've been researching for 6 months and I'm down $400
sold my concert tickets to put the money on a market about whether Spotify would hit 700M users. it did not hit 700M users. my friends went to the concert without me. they said it was amazing. I made $0 and watched a progress bar all night
my boyfriend thinks I'm texting another guy because I'm always on my phone in bed. I am not cheating on him. I am watching a market about whether US will strike Iran tick up and down at midnight. I don't know how to explain that this is somehow worse
I bet $1000 that backpack fdv is below 200M one day after launch. It has been under the whole day expect 1 minute before that a whale that betted +600k on yes manipulated it. Then below again, classic pump and dump and Polymarket UMA resolved yes.