lexi heartmoder

my name is LEXI I am a twenty two year old WOMAN my LEGS hurt I am prone to FREQUENT bouts of SARCASM I am a woman of GOD

[lexi heartmoder @polyculevictim]

in 2019 every Instagram meme account was called "dankest.spankest.memes.v6" and had 300k followers but was private. you had to tell your friends "I am not going to follow this account" they'd be mad as fuck

[lexi heartmoder @polyculevictim]

I don't believe in samsara and neither will any of my reincarnations

[lexi heartmoder @polyculevictim]

@Tv1xxV I completely forgot this happened I just had my life flash before my eyes

[lexi heartmoder @polyculevictim]

in 2019 every Instagram meme account was called "dankest.spankest.memes.v6" and had 300k followers but was private. you had to tell your friends "I am not going to follow this account" they'd be mad as fuck

[lexi heartmoder @polyculevictim]

I am a 22-year-old reddit athiest tboy pussy survivor

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

This is a proudly no kill womens shelter

[lexi heartmoder @polyculevictim]

@MythoSquidward they were strangely disposable I can't really imagine having an audience the size of a mid size city and nobody actually caring at all if you disappeared. the internet is fucking isolating

[lexi heartmoder @polyculevictim]

maybe my sore throat would go away faster if I vaped and smoked and drank less and drank more water and rested more and talked less and avoid allergens. but really nobody knows the answers to these things

[lexi heartmoder @polyculevictim]

my employees have recently been complaining "Hey Soul Sister" does not get played frequently enough, and at Kroger we take feedback seriously. it should really be played multiple times an hour along with "Mambo No. 5." and "How to Save a Life". currently looking into this issue.

[lexi heartmoder @polyculevictim]

@mannywearsnike I'm so fucking sorry. I forgot to think of Manny when I posted. should've let you know first

[lexi heartmoder @polyculevictim]

trans dude passing advice is like, get fatter start dressing like a slob grow out a mustache. wear a hat. trans girl passing advice genuinely makes you feel like a fucking psychopath to tell or receive. like all of it feels spiritually 4chan even when it's in good faith

[lexi heartmoder @polyculevictim]

I'm cracking up doing work orientation training videos one of the dudes sounds like Peter Griffin explaining the credit options we offer rn

[lexi heartmoder @polyculevictim]

I keep dying in dreams but waking myself up as my soul is rising to heaven. first off, it feels presumptuous for my dreams to assume I've been Saved. second, unless God (or angels acting as a messenger for God) tell me to, I am absolutely not ready to witness the Heavenly Kingdom

[lexi heartmoder @polyculevictim]

telling people to watch castration movie is great practice if you need to get over a fear of rejection. "each part is 5 1/2 hours and it's about the worst people ever. it's hard to watch the entire time. Ivy Wolk is there,"

[reagan cigarette @cockroach_angel]

cordial steakhouse dinner with the mayor of Foot City

[lexi heartmoder @polyculevictim]

like the 3rd guy I met at my job interrupted my training modules to tell me he wants to quit to do streaming full-time but he hates his friends he streams with and has no confidence in his craft because he was abused as a child. he kept calling Tuscon, AZ "the ghetto"

[lexi heartmoder @polyculevictim]

told a girl the first album I ever listened to on vinyl was Pinkerton by Weezer she said that makes a lot of sense #haventgottenpussyinmonths #fuckmywholelife

[lexi heartmoder @polyculevictim]

apparently you're supposed to drink 8oz of water for every beer you drink. I thought beer itself was sufficient as it probably contains 8oz of water. didn't realize I could've been wrong about that

[lexi heartmoder @polyculevictim]

(throwing up in my mouth a little trying not to dry heave) I totally agree with your point about my attitude about the situation

[lexi heartmoder @polyculevictim]

I was doing pet play with a girl once and she kept saying the word "woof" instead of barking when I told puppy to speak

[lexi heartmoder @polyculevictim]

on the Lord's name we violating Leviticus tonight