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The Lack of MILFs in Gaming is Depressing, So Let's Encourage Devs to Do Better By MILFs, Dammit

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How Bayonetta 2's Glorification of Angel Murder Offended My Sensibilities as a Buddhist

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Gamer Grub: The Snackygon Review

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Hironobu Sakaguchi's next game is going to be huge...yet small. Get ready for Theatrhyrhm Last Story

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Here's a New Kickstarter Game We Won't Bother Talking About After This, Unless it Gets Funded, and Then Until It's Released

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Opinion: Gone Home is more important for the game industry than Super Mario Bros., Final Fantasy VII, or Halo

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E3 Epilogue: Powerful Game Protagonist Men I Have Played As

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Preview: Knack is not only the game you'll want, but the game you'll need - why PS4's exclusive platformer will be the next Crash Bandicoot

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Our Review of Watch_Dogs: "Pretty good but why did I HAVE to know that the one guy faps onto park benches"

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Tales from the comments section: we explain why we haven't fired Ben Kuchera yet

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Why Superman 64 Deserves a Second Chance - And an HD Remake on Par With Final Fantasy X | X-2

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"Is Ubisoft anti-PETA?" Our reporters imvestigate to find out if Far Cry 4's treatment of animals is problematic.