Polly Kennedy

Brown people have feelings too.

[VP Biden (Archived) @VP44]

Happy 55th, Barack! A brother to me, a best friend forever.

[Lakshmi @LakshKarri]

🍍🍍🍍

[Polly Kennedy @polygonwild]

@LakshKarri 😊😊😊 missing my rose! Can't wait for you to get back and make me smile like that again 💑

[Polly Kennedy @polygonwild]

How moving back home got me feelin https://t.co/u1r5YqtE8b

[Polly Kennedy @polygonwild]

If it's wrong to be attracted to Phil Collins then I don't want to be right

[Polly Kennedy @polygonwild]

When laksh catches you in the act 🙈🙈🙈

[Polly Kennedy @polygonwild]

My grampa just told me he never understands me when I talk so for the past 22 years he's just been smiling politely at me

[Polly Kennedy @polygonwild]

Going on a Tinder date to the Guinness Storehouse 🍺❤️👫

[Polly Kennedy @polygonwild]

There's a pretty good chance I bang a plumber in Dublin 😏🚽

[Polly Kennedy @polygonwild]

Me: What's the weather like?
Laksh: It's dark

[Polly Kennedy @polygonwild]

Yesterday, I drunkenly bruised my forehead by hitting my head on a straw. A goddamn plastic straw.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

You’re curious -- I can feel it. How many digits of Pi before the numerals 0123456789 appear in sequence? 17,387,594,879

[Polly Kennedy @polygonwild]

The shamrock shuffle was just me drunkenly projecting all my emotions on strangers

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

There are moments in history when politics fail, and the public stands alone.

[Polly Kennedy @polygonwild]

"They're not even wearing any buttons in this music video" -Laksh listening to Buttons by the Pussycat Dolls

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Venus is the Roman goddess of love & sexuality. And so medical doctors assigned Venereal - “of Venus” to all related diseases

[Polly Kennedy @polygonwild]

Told family my hickey was a burn from a curling iron cuz ya know I gotta curl my long ass hair on the daily but they dumb for believing me

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

1916: Einstein predicts Gravity Waves. 1917: He lays the foundation for Lasers. 2016: Gravity Waves discovered using Lasers.

[Polly Kennedy @polygonwild]

Goals in life:
1. Find friend named Jeff.
2. Respond to every question he asks with "Jeffinately"

[Polly Kennedy @polygonwild]

@BikiniBabeLover plz follow me I will send you bras