Jessica ❄

I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

[Amber 🦋 @geeyanii]

For a country that prides itself as the largest Catholic/Christian country in Asia, so many Filipinos are so morally bankrupt and corrupt.

[໊ @buffys]

“he isn’t even following the theme” #metgala

[miia @miiagarro]

don't ask me for relationship advice bc i'll tell you to kill him

[sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy]

Being an adult is gaining and losing the same 10 pounds for the rest of your life.

[@ @anthraxxxx]

Legend

[Claudiopoi @claudiopoy]

Is it seriously a good idea to elect someone whose main motivation for running is to exact revenge on her/their political enemy?

Seryoso, nakakapagod nang pumagitna sa mga pamilyang nagbabangayan kasi hindi naman ito nakakatulong sa bayan at sa ating lahat.

Di pa ba kayo pagod?

[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

girls want plates shaped like bowls

[Moonshot @moonshot]

“why didn’t you buy bitcoin in 2012”

me in 2012:

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

“It’s been a long-ass week”

— me, in the middle of Monday

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

Dumplings imply the existence of one large Dumple.

[🌂 @desi0re]

"Stop bouncing your leg" girl, it's either this or l start screaming

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

when you finally remembered what you were trying to remember.

[Sab✨💚 @SabbiBou]

"the leg thing ?" Because it was the Prime minister himself suggesting that, not Hudson ? Omg Canada is just amazing 😂

[Tammy, follower of Jesus Christ @TammyDoodleDo]

I still write handwritten grocery lists on paper. Then I play this great game where I leave the list sitting on the kitchen counter & try to GUESS what was on it from 5 miles away at the grocery store.

[Jessica ❄ @polyjesspotion]

😭

[✨VAMOS ERA✨ @makaronnauszach]

When your racket tells you a funny joke

[Benny 'Autistic Special Interest' Rollins @citizenkawala]

Adding a note "*Not to be used for evil" when I pay my taxes.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

These first ten years of January have really been exhausting

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

“fuck this job” *goes to work*