Alexander Hamilton

I never expect to see perfect work from an imperfect man.

[Alexander Hamilton @polymathpain]

I may be 5'7" but I am at least 6'3" of 'Fight Me'. Maybe 6'4".

[Alexander Hamilton @polymathpain]

I'll PM you @i_amhelpless

[Alexander Hamilton @polymathpain]

I am a gentleman, I quietly remind myself....

[Alexander Hamilton @polymathpain]

@i_amhelpless I ah--you're quite welcome, I assure you.

[Alexander Hamilton @polymathpain]

If I drink 3 five-hour energies, do I get 5 hours of high energy or energy for 15 hours?

[Alexander Hamilton @polymathpain]

I was up all night writing again.

[Alexander Hamilton @polymathpain]

He'd better get laid.

[Alexander Hamilton @polymathpain]

I'm packing condoms in his tux.

[Alexander Hamilton @polymathpain]

My little Philip is all grown up and ready for prom.

[Alexander Hamilton @polymathpain]

Watching this man devour this pastry is like watching a walrus eat an overripe banana. It's not pretty.

[Alexander Hamilton @polymathpain]

I went to a coffee shop. I think there are nails and the bones of small animals in the croissant of the man beside me #CanYouChewAnyLouder

[Alexander Hamilton @polymathpain]

I QUIT CROSS STITCH

[Alexander Hamilton @polymathpain]

"Try cross stitch" Eliza says. "It's a stress reliever" Eliza says. "You can't cross stitch 'Jefferson Sucks'" Eliza says...

[Alexander Hamilton @polymathpain]

@aburrsir Martha Washington thinks I'm an absolute delight. Or were you not at the last dinner party... My mistake...

[Alexander Hamilton @polymathpain]

@aburrsir And why would you not find me am absolute delight? Your drunk ramblings are confusing to all of us, Burr.

[Alexander Hamilton @polymathpain]

@aburrsir you just told me I couldn't take anything you said seriously when you've been drinking.

[Alexander Hamilton @polymathpain]

@aburrsir Fair enough. I'll completely disregard that. And all those times you said how much you love Theodosia.

[Alexander Hamilton @polymathpain]

@aburrsir ???? That's not what you said when we grabbed a drink the other day. Yet again flip flopping.

[Alexander Hamilton @polymathpain]

I am a fucking DELIGHT.

[Alexander Hamilton @polymathpain]

@aburrsir Nice of you to finally join us, Burr, should I bring you up to speed? Protip, having no opinions is so "out" right now. B y e.

[Alexander Hamilton @polymathpain]

Do you ever realize how easy it is to typo Aaron Burr as Aaron Butt. It seems fitting. Cause he's a big butt.