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My sails are deep, The waters free, I'm ready for adventure, But my anchor won't let me be

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#NewProfilePic

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#petergreene

Zed's really dead

https://t.co/1EtVPJTCPB

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@VictoriaCoren #onlyconnect
@BBCOne

when you get one question correct on @onlyconnectuk

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#brassic @AaronBHeffernan @MrRyanSampson
@damienmolony

That final season should never have been made, and what an absolute shite ending. It made the last season of lost look like a feckin masterpiece

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#faithless @faithless @VirginMediaIE

We definitely need @JamieLeeOD in the next series. She's like #SharonStone to basic instinct

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@IrelandAMVMTV @ElaineCrowley

Love Elaine's pyjamas this morning

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Wouldn't it be great if #CelebsGoDating was less wannabes and has beens and more like love lorn and needy???

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@IrelandAMVMTV #irelandam

What a gobshite

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@BBCBreaking I told him to stand by me, but he wanted to roll with it, and unfortunately, he didn't live forever

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@ladbible I told him to stand by me, but he wanted to roll with it, and unfortunately, he didn't live forever

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@jimmycarr

It only took me twenty pages to figure out that I couldn't give a shite about your life, and I closed the book for good

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@AdrianEdmondson

I thoroughly enjoyed your book for unexpected reasons
You stayed away from the obvious topics and opened up the parts of your life that few knew about

P.S. i'll even think twice about approaching you for an autograph or selfie on the street

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@BBCNews She deserves it 👏
@ClaudiaWinkle should be next

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#Josephcharm #bgt @BGT

Painfully unfunny

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@terrorvision What time are you onstage

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@CadburyUK @CadburyIreland
@CadburyAU @CadburyWorld
@CadburyCanada @Cadbury_SA

The new #Cadbury advert has more impact in it than most episodes of popular soaps. It deals with a topic that most companies wouldn't dare go near. I can see big things for the two actors involved.

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@Henry92589880 @superTV247 Touche

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@TiffanyPollard @bbuk
#CelebrityBigBrother

Trying to act like your face isn't fozen on national television

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@superTV247 She's an overrated mess that lacks any originalty that Mickey had

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#BBUK @bbuk ##MickeyRourke @TiffanyPollard

Who do you wanna watch on #bigbrother??