Matt Merritt

Editor of Bird Watching Magazine, author of A Sky Full of Birds ( Nine Arches Press poet (

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@Councillorsuzie The only no-hoper I can see is you. Remind us of your glittering electoral record.

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@ABridgen Not so great for her, I’d imagine.

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@ABridgen You are, as a High Court judge pointed out, an aggressive, abusive, arrogant liar, so why would anyone take anything you say seriously?

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@lembitopik Please do set out for us your scientific expertise in this area.

Because, as far as I’m aware, you’re a failed MP and semi-professional attention-seeker.

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@Councillorsuzie So, if he’s so dreadful, how goes he keep winning elections? Against the likes of you, you might remember?

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@lembitopik @BrianMcHugh2011 Try that again in English, halfwit.

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@BorisJohnson Well, you’d know, what with Vlad being a pal of yours.

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@RobertJenrick Rather a lot of projection going on there, Fat Bob. As far as I’m aware, he’s never illegally approved a planning application to save a donor huge amounts of cash. Nor has he run from party to party desperately trying to get his hands on some sort of power.

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@5haronl @Nigel_Farage He’s a liar and a crook, in the pay of a foreign power, so about as far from a patriot as it gets.

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@Nigel_Farage Sue him.

Oh, hang on. That would mean you’d be questioned on oath about where your money comes from.

You won’t sue. We can all draw the appropriate conclusions from that.

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@BorisJohnson What did you do, Jabba?

When you weren’t partying with ex-KGB types, or hiding in fridges, I mean.

I’ll wait.

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@LucyTCWife @Boy_With_Apple It was because you’re a vicious racist who had incited mass murder. Seems pretty straightforward.

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@paulabearthe2nd You stop saying it, if you like. It won’t make it untrue. There were a series of parties, as you well know.

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@danwootton And you know that how, exactly?

I tend to think he probably knows rather better than a man who has made his living by lying for money.

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@robprogressive What are you missing? Other than even a passing acquaintance with the truth, and a sense of common decency, you mean?

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@ABridgen Lying again?

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@ArchRose90 Do explain, what does St George, or his day, have to do with England? There’s a reason why it has never been celebrated.

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@RupertLowe10 Awful lot of projection going on there, Rupprecht.

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@trussliz Why would anyone care what you think?

You always were deeply unintelligent and lacking in any discernible talent, and combined that with a total absence of morals and integrity. Having proved that in your short but immensely damaging reign as PM, you really ought to STFU.

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@tomhfh @Andypolitics22 Please do. I think the country can stand the loss of someone too stupid to figure out a bottle top.