Forrrest Alien King

Your local Mythical Optimist | Love Killer | Americas best shit talker

[Forrrest Alien King @polysamorous_]

Deadass.

[Gold ✨️ @GoldN64]

Only in NYC will three drinks and some chicken tenders w/fries run you up 80 fucking dollars

[UNRULY LUCIAN 🇱🇨 @dontasktolink]

This is me as a friend seriously. Sometimes you have to let ur homegirls know they going out sad

[em 👑 @maybebbplease]

megan thee stallion makes me want to write fanmail. like an actual physical letter with stickers and shit

[Forrrest Alien King @polysamorous_]

If you think you’re being inconsiderate.. imagine how inconsiderate you’re being by not even attempting to ask

[Mosaic cat_maomao @Mosaiccat1]

🎵🪢

[☆CAM★ @CAMREAPHER]

When you’re not phased by any retrograde because you burn your bridges so well nobody ever returns

[Khaleesi🪽 @ameliaseven]

I need to be rich for women

[e2 cyrene @dannifersbody]

No one in nyc walks fast anymore FUCK

[Pop Nana 🇿🇦 @LilRacing_]

Pastor holy whore

[🎀🤍JA THEE HOTTIE!🤍🎀 @theerealestja]

She really do say that, if she fuck up a word it’s like the adlib on autopilot. 😭😭😭

[Tookie De La Creme @MxSilverWare]

Mind you she’s doing her lightest work.

[.Kandiivrgo @rottskiii]

As a child of affair I grew up for 19yrs not knowing my siblings or my dad until the day he died. I was his LAST kid to see him on that life support. ts deeper than affairs. You feel out of place and lonely your entire life. Don’t have babies with married men.

[Secret Agent Mcgillicunty @ThatkidDavid1]

There’s gonna be a trans boy on the swim team and he’s gonna have his period in the pool and then sing shark in the water.

[𝐼𝑠𝑎𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑎 ⋆☽₊˚.𓋹.˚₊☾⋆ @cutesy_kuromiii]

I don’t get tired of pussy rap and I don’t get tired of gangster rap

[Kgosigadi @ATswanaGoddess]

“I don’t owe the wife loyalty.”
She also doesn’t owe you or the child inclusivity or acknowledgment. Ke mo lefatsheng mo.

[Forrrest Alien King @polysamorous_]

I will accept you in the club with CROCS before I’d ever go up for Mary Jane’s. Absolutely not. Grow up.

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

WHAT⁉️ #TINATUESDAY 🧊💎❄️

[💍Prostitution Whore💍 @Pr0sttti0nWh0re]

Michael Darby

[YUH 🫧 @__jahlil__]

Being a day one Megan Thee Stallion fan is so fulfilling. My girl is reaching new heights and its just so so exciting to see. You can tell she’s confident as fuck now. She always has been but lately somethings shifting.