Imad Siddiqui

To paraphrase Beyonce, I tweet like I speak.

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“Have you ever seen Ace Ventura?” I say, yet again.

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Zamina-mina, hé-hé
Waka, waka, hé-hé
Zamina-mina, zangalewa?
But like this time for Pakistan.

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Any commentator who says "it's a game of runs" but fails to go further is too cowardly to admit the truth. Diarrhea Basketball is real and is the future.

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People are saying nba basketball has evolved. One team goes on a 13-1 run. Then the other team goes on a 20-0 run. No lead is safe. It's a game of runs. THATS diarrhea basketball.

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Old'n busted: BOGO
New Hotness: NoP'Ne (pronounced No pony = no purchase necessary)

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#rebatuesdays

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It's always wya or wtf or sdiybt. It's never Mbwdyitgt (my brother where do you intend to go tonight - fleet foxes, blue ridge mountains) had to spell it out because I know I'm gonna forget what it stands for.

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An elder millennial just griddied next to me in the disability section of a Lucy Dacus concert in Asheville. There's no way this is what the pilgrims wanted.

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"Hey Corrine, how come your name got all them extra letters in it just to make it not Corn?"

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Somehow, the Thong Song returned.

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Liam Neeson set to star as Goofy in live action A Goofy Movie. Said to be "my most challenging role to date and I did it on a dare."

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Henceforthwith I shall be celebrating #rebatuesday as much as possible.

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Yall ready for 6, da na na (like that one song)

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7. Wanna eat this Reece's Big Cup I forgot in the fridge?
6. There's a new Edgar Wright film coming out today.
5. We get to go home, with pay.
4. You remind me of a grocery store.
3. I saw you on Burn Notice.
2. There's nobody else in this movie theater.
1. It's Pizza Time!!!!!

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"Let's be cooking partners!" Is, like, number 8 on the list of things I want said to me.

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CAST MEMBERS ARE HAVING TOMORROWLAND SPEEDWAY DRAG RACES

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People are saying nba basketball has evolved. One team goes on a 13-1 run. Then the other team goes on a 20-0 run. No lead is safe. It's a game of runs. THATS diarrhea basketball.

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A24? More like, a 24 minute nap in the middle of this movie (except for Everything Everywhere at Once)

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Morgan Wallen is Waluigi Noah Kahan

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Who else out here still quoting the trailer to the bob marley biopic Bob Marley:One Love despite never actually watching the movie? #youlikethatone

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Oh me I accidentally listened to Milkshake by Kelis 38 times in a row again.

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I refuse to understand that England doesn't have a Queen in my lifetime. She's still Queen. She's always gonna be Queen.

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I don't understand what's happening to egg prices when Marshawn specifically told us to take care of the chickens.

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This lady talking said “she told me I need to take a time management course and when am I gonna find the time to do that?” And then she talked for 30 more minutes to the table of 4.