Pol E. Symphonic

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[ayan. @artan_ayan]

the way that people have gotten so comfortable conflating the Jewish faith with just the most heinous actions and politics of an imperialist genocidal state is beyond alarming.

just blatant antisemitism in an official government statement. wild.

[sam henri gold @samhenrigold]

google ai LOVES to step in when it sees “vs” and will try its hardest to compare whatever you throw at it

[JcKh_ 🇵🇸 Palestine will be free @JcKh_]

Just so we're absolutely clear here:
a Jewish man was arrested for holding an anti-nazi sign

https://t.co/vyiocP3keb

[Jewish Council of Australia @jewishcouncilAU]

“There has been a real break in the Jewish consensus around Israel.” Israel lobby groups can’t say that Israel’s acting on behalf of all Jewish people and they can’t “silence us out of existence any more”⁦@Sarah__Schwartz⁩ w/ ⁦⁦@GuardianAus⁩ https://t.co/Aw1q9VFhVO

[Paul Watson @paul_c_watson]

Man sits by me on train.
MAN: Loads of psychopaths around here
ME: Really?
MAN: Loads mate
ME: How'd you know?
MAN: There's signs aren't there?
ME: I guess?
MAN: I love them
(47 minutes of awkward silence.)
Man leaves train, he has a bike. I realise he was saying 'cycle paths'.

[Pol E. Symphonic @polysymphonic]

@eiskorakas Ohhhh it's good when a Problem is Solved

[Jewish Council of Australia @jewishcouncilAU]

Shana Tova from the Jewish Council

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

chappell roan was a lotta people's new favorite parasocial cuddly toy and then she went "hey I'm a person give me some space and also here are my extremely reasonable political opinions" and some of the Can't Make a Phone Call Squad are really struggling with that

[Cybershell @Cybershell]

This section of Jim Carrey's wikipedia article cracks me up

[Dr. Steve Cube 🇵🇸 @MildCuthbert]

My uncle constantly drives while drunk. We're gravely concerned. Here's our plan:

- We're giving him a faster, safer car to drink drive in
- A $200 Liquorland voucher helps us monitor his alcohol levels
- We're asking my uncle to investigate claims that he drink drives too much

[scary ruby innes @rubyinnes]

i love when companies boast profits just as a huge portion of their staff vote in favour of protected industrial action due to disputes around pay/job security. its funny to me because it makes it super obvious as to how they managed to get that big number (underpaying workers)

[Purplepingers ☭ @purplepingers]

If only there were something we could do other than be gravely concerned.

[Austen Allred @Austen]

John Mulaney getting on stage and mercilessly mocking everyone at Salesforce’s Dreamforce conference is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

rt 🔐

[dj meep @cockjuring]

john mulaney @ dreamforce set

oh to be there. we should bully tech nerds much more often. they should get cop treatment at this point