Sir Yapsalot ⚔️

still standin'

[Sir Yapsalot ⚔️ @polytrich]

Not even the right time for it but as of today:

-Passed my driving test
-I play electric guitar
-Got 2k+ in savings
-Finished uni
-Bonus: have proper friends

This year is my year bitches

[Sir Yapsalot ⚔️ @polytrich]

2024 is my year for self development babey, therefore my resolutions shall be:

- drive a car you piece of shit
- get an actual hobby and stick to it even tho you will be bad at the start
- get clothes/ deco u actually like - find a style
- save at least 2k of earnings 👍

[Sir Yapsalot ⚔️ @polytrich]

Alas, it has been 2 years and nought is complete.

inshallah this year will be the year as long as the feds don't get me first.

[Sir Yapsalot ⚔️ @polytrich]

2024 is my year for self development babey, therefore my resolutions shall be:

- drive a car you piece of shit
- get an actual hobby and stick to it even tho you will be bad at the start
- get clothes/ deco u actually like - find a style
- save at least 2k of earnings 👍

[Sir Yapsalot ⚔️ @polytrich]

If anyone is interested in goings on related to my earthly shell

https://t.co/XXAohKhxoB

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

New vocal stim unlocked

[Sir Yapsalot ⚔️ @polytrich]

Religious studies boyfriend and ouija board at 3am girlfriend 💪

[Sir Yapsalot ⚔️ @polytrich]

Wish people would say shit to my face instead of being little parasocial freaks and shit talking me for years behind my back.

I forget though that their type calls for and celebrates the death of people with different opinions so we can't even talk lol. Crazy shit.

[Sir Yapsalot ⚔️ @polytrich]

Call me insane but I think that exploding someone's jugular fountain-style in front of his wife and two young children over opinions that aren't even radical is utterly abhorrant.

Anyone celebrating that is beyond fucked, and incompatible with society.

[nicolas CODE VERONICA REMAKE @saotoruu]

finally got to this episode recently and i can attest that this is genuinely one of the best written episodes in tv history

[Deerposts @Deerpostss]

2 birds

[Sir Yapsalot ⚔️ @polytrich]

Want to customise my irl character but I hate commitment 👍

[Sir Yapsalot ⚔️ @polytrich]

@androgynator Indulging in capitalism is a choice - I don't buy makeup, I rarely buy new clothes, I don't waste money on new trends, etc.
I've found I'm respected more and seen as an actual person instead of a financially immature woman confined by social expectations.
Break free my brethren

[Sir Yapsalot ⚔️ @polytrich]

Life is going suspiciously well ATM and I don't like it

[Sir Yapsalot ⚔️ @polytrich]

@VB23x77 Man I rate tattoos so much - the guy at work has a sick sleeve of a bunch of random stuff and it just works. I'm too scared it'll look bad to commit tho I'm tryna plan a whole sleeve and get them one by one lmfao

[Sir Yapsalot ⚔️ @polytrich]

Everyone at work is trying to convince me to get tattoos what's the verdict boys and girls

[Sir Yapsalot ⚔️ @polytrich]

@flatwoodsdaemon then it's a race

[Sir Yapsalot ⚔️ @polytrich]

@flatwoodsdaemon do you have tattoos

[Sir Yapsalot ⚔️ @polytrich]

I want tattoos but also Im the typa person that needs every single tattoo to be planned out and matching before I even begin or I'll be annoyed with it

[Sir Yapsalot ⚔️ @polytrich]

Life FR be throwing me the biggest curve balls ever rn... like wtf is going on

[Sir Yapsalot ⚔️ @polytrich]

Just took a month off driving lessons and I CAN STILL DRIVE MOTHERFUCKERS
Fuck parallel parking it's the bane of my existence but give me a month and I will be on those roads man