Cara Pomanti

Sorry, I am not home right now, you can find me on Instagram:

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Decorating tips to consider that HGTV won’t tell you! (I can’t wait to find inspiration from outside the walls of my apartment) https://t.co/dxoRBrL5lA

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thank you @MikeRoyce for introducing me to my new favorite term: "Are you funny?" "No, but I am comedy forward."

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do u ever eat pizza? https://t.co/JyU4hJHNeZ

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Is the Super Bowl like a birthday or Halloween? Do I have to keep talking about it a week after or can I transition straight into awards season

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If I listen to 10 different podcast interviews with the same person I *become them* right?

[Paul Rust @paulrust]

Well this little puppy has no problem “living in the present” hahaha!

[Anna Drezen @annadrezen]

Making one of these that says "DISPERSE"

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@AbbyBuchmeyer What a load of BS! Kristen and Annie hosting as Barb & Star is the rebranding the Oscars needs

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How do I explain this… Sally Hawkins needs to be the star of the movie or else it doesn’t work?

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How long do bears hibernate? If I run into a bear, can I say Happy New Year? Like, they won’t give me sh*t for it?

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Hobbies are just addictions for happy people

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Friday has BDE

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All of these streaming services and not ONE dedicated to shows with people who are only 1-6 on the hotness scale??

[Sandy Rogen @RogenSandy]

Is it just because I am old ? I don't understand these new clothes styles of wearing your bra with just an open shirt? All these bare tummies too...

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Will I understand “Pam and Tommy” if I haven’t seen the original?

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“Do you all come here to have fun?” - me at parties back in high school, and now on Twitter

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Seeing a bunch of professional achievements on here and I’m so happy for all of you!***

***Error: insufficient funds, post-dated until acquisition of employment

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Dog beds have walls, but they’re on the ground… where is this consideration for dangerously high human beds

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I used to say “there’s so much TV!” like Charlie Bucket when he first lays eyes inside the factory, but now I say it like he would 50 years later when he drowns himself in the chocolate river because he broke the promise to himself that he’d never take sweet splendors for granted

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If sitting is the new smoking that is a SWEET DEAL, cigs cost like 10 bucks right

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I miss getting drunk for fun and not for 🛠🛡🗡protection from the night brain🗡🛡🛠