I needed to move a sofa.
I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?"
I did not know anybody with a truck.
He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name.
"You gotta know somebody with a truck."
I asked how one acquires such a person.
He said, "You just do."
This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having.
He said, "Ask Kevin."
I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle.
I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius.
Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES.
Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man.
I had not asked for a second man.
The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves.
They moved the sofa in eleven minutes.
I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not.
I asked what I owed them.
Kevin said, "Buy the pizza."
That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size.
Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE.
We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it.
Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive."
I still think about that.
Three weeks later, Kevin texted me.
"You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge."
He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge.
Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF.
I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms.
Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck.
I said, "Yeah, I got a guy."
I have a guy.
I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me.
He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size."
I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.
sequência de adversários de cabo verde nessa copa: Azathoth: A Escuridão Antes da Criação, Jörmungandr: A Serpente do Mundo, Níðhöggr: A Fome das Raízes
e aguardando os próximos
🚨Você entende o que aconteceu com Subnautica 2?
Um jogo que era genuinamente amado. Avaliações muito positivas. Números recordes de downloads. As pessoas estavam empolgadas.
Então elas leram o EULA (Contrato de Licença de Usuário Final).
- Você não é DONO do jogo, você tem uma LICENÇA que pode ser revogada a qualquer momento.
- Eles coletam seus dados pessoais e informações do dispositivo.
- Transmissão e gravação exigem avisos legais.
- Mods que você cria dentro do jogo - eles têm direitos legais sobre eles.
- O uso de VPN é proibido.
- Disputas são resolvidas por arbitragem apenas na Califórnia.
- Eles podem alterar QUALQUER um desses termos quando quiserem, sem te consultar.
As pessoas começaram a pedir reembolsos não porque o jogo é ruim, mas porque finalmente LERAM o que haviam concordado.
A indústria de jogos faz isso há anos. Subnautica 2 é apenas a primeira vez que pessoas suficientes prestaram atenção.
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Eu gosto muito dele. O vídeo dele acordando os pais para explicar que não foi ele o responsável pela queima de sacas de café no governo Vargas é putaria de tão bom.
Então, aparentemente se você conectar todas as bases de dados abertas do Brasil, da para detectar corrupção com base no CPF de políticos
Construí um negócio e não sei o que fazer com isso, não tô querendo ir de vala