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An underappreciated desk jockey working for the man. Lover of all things comedy. Co-host of @upschittscreek, @qdiariespod, and @4heavenssakepod

[apple_jackie @pomme_jacques]

Natalie Portman changed her name bc there was already a Natalie Hershlag in SAG.

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@toribonafield @irastiis @ThatEricAlper Omg yes! I almost couldn't even believe it was him for a sec. What a legend

[Brenda Carrillo @_brendduh]

Costco has Plan B for $8 and you can get 2 at a time. No membership needed

[apple_jackie @pomme_jacques]

@HrishiHirway I bow down. 🥇

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@cloudypianos They have at least 1 1star rating 🙋🏻‍♀️

[apple_jackie @pomme_jacques]

@cloudypianos I feel your pain. My complex is also insanely strict about that and equally unaccommodating about passes. I'm sorry that happened. If it'll help, I'm really good at writing strongly worded emails with logical explanations as to why they're POSes. 💚✌🏻

[apple_jackie @pomme_jacques]

A wee bit of intuition and a good vocabulary is all you need.

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[apple_jackie @pomme_jacques]

So those ICE detention camps not a thing anymore or...?

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@Spotify @boburnham 🙋🏻‍♀️

[apple_jackie @pomme_jacques]

@BenjaminJS If you find out, will you let me know?

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Happy birthday to @PFTompkins who has provided the best podcast laughs of all time and voiced a character I love so much I named my cat after him.

[apple_jackie @pomme_jacques]

@meralee727 Can't wait to see you around here :)

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@theaterbearnyc @MrNishKumar I loved seeing "Jerry" on screen and knowing that I know him from his best ever performance as hodor in the GOT parody. Forever my favorite! 💚

[Alison @JustAboutGlad]

Love when men on dating apps ask me what my hobbies are bro idk I’m in my 30s I just go to bed

[sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist]

men are so quick to dismiss astrology but if your dick bled every time the moon was in waxing gibbous I bet you’d suddenly be real interested in the patterns between the planets and our lives

[apple_jackie @pomme_jacques]

What a delight to see @janiehaddad in the commercials the other day! Feel like we got a BTS scoop listening to @StayFHomekins 💚

[apple_jackie @pomme_jacques]

10/10 would recommend

[Trey @treydayway]

I got high and listened to this for 4 hours straight

[apple_jackie @pomme_jacques]

If I ever hear another person say "they don't WANT to sting you, just ignore them"...fucking bees.