Why on earth do @TUIUK allocate seats separately from each other when there are a multitude of rows with no passengers. I might expect this from a budget flight I'd paid 20 quid for, not an all inclusive package holiday.
I look at the sky and feel like my home is somewhere far away, so I thought I might really be a Martian – a result of cross-breeding, thousands of years ago.'
Y.O. 2011