Alastair Ross ⛳

34, @holywellgolf member, owner of a precision engineered jawline and purveyor of a staunchy narrators voice. Snapchat: pompbap

[Alastair Ross ⛳ @pompbap]

@salky_iain @HowDidiDo These are my stats from the last 4 seasons. 76 rounds and I'm floating around +1 to scratch

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@salky_iain @HowDidiDo Are we looking at the same statistics? How on earth did you get the figure "600 over par"? They are already a minimum of +1660 just in doubles notwithstanding the fact they already have over 2000 bogeys 😶

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@LfcShaunjudge Apparently they were only 24 seats short of full capacity 😒😒😒

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@secretclubprov Myself and my partner won the club foursomes final 8&7 in 2019 (combined h'cap of +4 giving 17 shots 🤣)

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@roberts888 @holywellgolf At least it wasn't bogey double to finish -2 like some 😭

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@O2 Thanks for your response 😊

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@O2 had a message from someone claiming to be you. Can you investigate please?

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@popman24761 Do you have any more like this from over the years? I find it fascinating!

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@Prestatyngolf Always good to finish off a game with a touch of ends too 😏

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@SaturdayKitchen Why does Matt have to shout every single sentence he speaks? What's worse is that between every other word all you hear is "uuuhhhhhhhhmmmmm" "aaaaarrggghhhmmmm" "errrrrrrrrrrrrrr". Gets annoying after a while

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@TonyG____ @leej_efc @SteSmall90 @S_N_Thomas @Forza1878 @SionBonson @AlexGoundrey__ Got a 2009 St. Etienne away shirt with "Ross 10" knocking around somewhere I think. It was a drunken uni purchase 😂😂

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@roberts888 @ScottBoothGolf @Nath_Pugh I'm looking forward to seeing how hard wearing the finish is before getting mine done 😊

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@RickShielsPGA 3. Just looks like a cheap copy

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@maxhoma23 just out of shot... the herd of sheep that help look after our course 😂😂 #ratemyswing

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@BestForBritain You were scarily correct

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@MikeHollowood @sanjoyalyn Yeah @lauraknightly was miles fitter 😏

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@roberts888 I can't stop watching this 😂😂

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@roberts888 @ChrisPiercex @kimjongun And you're an even bigger jerk if you point out people pointing out typos #IStandWithMelissa

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@roberts888 @ChrisPiercex @kimjongun You're ** #whostheidiotnow

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@roberts888 @ChrisPiercex Dont forget to add @kimjongun to that list 😊