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[HorsePepper🛡️ @horsebone2]

My pee comes out carbonated

[さばほっけ @zakochirashi]

2366:stylish!!👢

#1日1ウパー

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

tony soprano summer (making no progress in therapy, eating ice cream sundaes, staring forlornly at swimming pools, watching old movies)

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

Atrocious vibes this week. Not sure if anyone else is experiencing this

[gold star for robot boy @chasedbywasps]

I started taking the delta 8 gummies they sell at rural gas stations and now my eyes are closer together

[beetle moses @beetlemoses]

I have a song to sing

[حمزة 𓂆 @probablyhamza]

Can't wait to take a shower put on my pjs and go to sleep (It's 8:00 am)

[lamb @darkseavoyage]

Hey man. Couldn't help but notice that you're not really fitting in with the herd. Is something up?

[Madeleine Baker @madeleineebaker]

Robert Pattinson is so great, makes everything he's in better. If only he could appear in every movie, like if there was a way to make as many as seventeen versions of him, or even more

[mat 𓆟 @dumbassmat]

ive been
- blocked
- unblocked
- added
- unadded
- loved
- hated
but ive never been circumcised

[jolene of arc @okaypompeii]

how it feels to be at work

[ぐー。 @zozozoshion]

ありがとう！！💤

[Errai @errai]

Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want

[cb @salamigirl13]

We got The Odyssey at home

[eve @csiirac]

hello, i have awful team building skills and i'm a meek and timid 𝖿а𝗀𝗀о𝗍. please hire me. i have nothing and i'm nothing