Poncho

Not made for this world, Jesus is Lord, coffee enthusiast, taker of naps, and lover of freedom, America first.

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Working in finance for long enough will make you realize just how many people use work as their escape from having to develop a personality or character as an adult

[Lauti-Maria @MariaMuafrika]

Being in the corporate world is realising high school drama was NOTHING compared to what unhappy middle aged and older adults can do! Yoh!!!!

[Poncho @ponchopath]

Can we stop shaming job applicants for being laid off or resigning to chase an opportunity that may or may not have panned out? Good lord.

[Poncho @ponchopath]

@sanpellyenjoyer When the student driver sticker is fading you know it's suspect. I always check the driver too.

[Corporate Absurdity @ConsoomerLs]

The 2026 job market in a nutshell.

[Ameshia Cross @AmeshiaCross]

Glassdoor exists but employers worked really hard to quell the voices on it.

There's trauma behind the doors of many workplaces, that's why I always ignored "best places to work" honors. Most of those are also coerced. Nah. Check the retention rates. Talk to non management staff

[Financial Dystopia @financedystop]

The most damaging shift in the modern economy was turning housing from shelter into the primary savings vehicle of the middle class. Once millions of households depend on prices rising, affordability and wealth preservation become opposing goals.

If young workers conclude that homeownership is permanently out of reach, the consequences will extend far beyond housing.

[Sandi Slonjšak @sandislonjsak]

Haven’t heard about SCRUM master role in the last 3 years at all

Back in 2016 it was all the rage

Glad to see it went away, they just ruined everything in software

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

If anybody wants to know why Gen X is always mad, it's because they had to replace their record collections with a tape collection that they had to replace with a CD collection that they had to replace with an MP3 collection, and now they need a subscription to listen to music

[Poncho @ponchopath]

@JesterJum Me holding onto my copy of Office XP

[Softboy @softboywin]

Whomever decided to make the Microsoft Teams status indicator change from green to yellow after two minutes of inactivity. I hope you shit pineapples for the rest of your life.

[Specter @DemonFramed]

There’s no pathway to a good job anymore unless you’re a woman or have family connections.

It’s effectively over. Your only options are starting a business, making money illegally, or just checking out. The game is fucking rigged.

[Roy @usr_bin_roygbiv]

working remote for a company that does everything in office you realize how little work anyone actually does it's mostly just meetings, socializing, and posturing

[Poncho @ponchopath]

I identify as employed.

[Poncho @ponchopath]

@carpeangela

[Poncho @ponchopath]

@tundebillions Happened to me but it was after the fourth round. Never again.

[Poncho @ponchopath]

@xoaanya It's cooked and I doomscroll. Getting ghosted after a 4th interview sucks.

[Poncho @ponchopath]

@PabloEscoburner The company responded 🤣

[Poncho @ponchopath]

@unusual_whales It's such a vague rule that it won't make a difference.