AnonPondBeaver

I like to chew on sticks and build dams

Hates raccoons, otters and stupid humans

[AnonPondBeaver @pond_anon]

@RealDianeYap Ching Chong bing bong dog licky licky

[AnonPondBeaver @pond_anon]

@RealDianeYap You don’t get men, you’re an unattractive Asian who feeds her dog peanut butter

[AnonPondBeaver @pond_anon]

@Chickadeba It’s like eating sticks. Perfect vegetarian diet.

[AnonPondBeaver @pond_anon]

Munching on beaver is just not okay

[AnonPondBeaver @pond_anon]

Am developing a taste for human blood

[New York Post @nypost]

Beaver that's 'out for blood' terrorizes upstate NY swimmers as officials issue dire warning about rabid rodents https://t.co/hmAnzRJPt3

[AnonPondBeaver @pond_anon]

@nypost Don’t fuck with me! Next time I’ll bite yer nuts off

[AnonPondBeaver @pond_anon]

@ghnynex @soupcanarchist @CoonHatPondFren I made it pretty clear in my pinned post, yet you failed to read. I thought you were a pretty cool dude, turns out ur just an old aging hipster boomer fãggot. Go back to Facebook

[Haywood Smith @haywood825]

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[AnonPondBeaver @pond_anon]

@angryalbinoyeti Might as well mute this one too while you ponder those 7+ year old qdrops

ya big gaping puss filled cowardly vagina. 😆😅

how embarrassing to be as low I.q as yourself. 😅🤡

[AnonPondBeaver @pond_anon]

@plszexplainwtf2 @CoonHatPondFren @michaelpierse Lmao! Okay nìgger. Don’t chimpout over A word now.

[Ink Blot @inkblotistan]

he coming for your greps

[🫆♠️༺𝗔̟͛༻♠️🫆 @DragonQueen55]

This is my backup, for anyone I’m randomly replying to/following with that account. My bypass to the reply limit bs lol. Tis moi, not an impasta😂

[AnonPondBeaver @pond_anon]

@StillCheekyFren Btw this is coonhats backup

[AnonPondBeaver @pond_anon]

@StillCheekyFren For plunging into the watery depths and sliding down our little mud paths into our dens. True story.

[Cheeky Bee 🇺🇲 @StillCheekyFren]

Why are beavers so aerodynamic? What's up with that? I don't think we're getting the full story.

[AnonPondBeaver @pond_anon]

@RealDianeYap The real reason Diane Yap has a dog.

[AnonPondBeaver @pond_anon]

@RealDianeYap Don’t worry, Yap. You will never have to have to suffer the consequences of child birth.

[AnonPondBeaver @pond_anon]

@cosmicbeka @vdotsol @LeadingReport You literally sided with a communist Muslim you idiotic boomer lolbert. Take action and stop being a fucking coward.