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future skeleton

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mullets are the new wave mark my words

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I love u Max @blackflagband

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@Bryce_Estelle a grown ass man?

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she said she wants to do cute shit but when I told her to let me use her natural yeast to make a sourdough I got blocked

[History Calendar @historycalendar]

Kanye West saying “George Bush doesn’t care about Black people” following the destruction of Hurricane Katrina. Mike Myers looks on in shock.

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@m44b19apologist @patinaresearch saying the nc is the worst Miata is like describing the worst day in heaven

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@ciirarref @TheCumpound too many calories :(

[ubaru @ubaruu]

turning 30 got me prepotting ibuprofen like it's a potion before a raid

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legalize latinas

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@hatecoleslaw pond activity fr

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@ciirarref another ferrariic w take this man doesn't miss

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give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day

give a man a blue collar job and he'll flirt with men for the rest of his life

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I can buy myself flowers
I can suck my own toes

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@hatecoleslaw many such cases

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@ciirarref if hospitals so expensive where all the money going

[clay @hatecoleslaw]

im dipping nuggets you’ve never heard of into sauces you could never understand

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@Terribleclicks can't even be a pirate

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haven't been playing much but getting some gains

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I feel bad for people who will never know the feeling of stretching their sack and bouncing their dick on it like a trampoline

[Mazda USA @MazdaUSA]

Miata
Is
Always
The
Answer

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@ciirarref happy bday king