ponderbread

pondering and panicking in the club

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“that’s what our forefathers would want” always confuses me because weren’t they having gangbangs?

[Kate Kennedy @TheOGKennedy]

As a former sex worker who now frequently hires people, I would just like to state for the record that the most mediocre stripper you know is overqualified for every conceivable sales, marketing, and customer service position available.

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@KennieJD Plot twist: it’s him telling the story

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@ItzNotDatDeep Stoppp 🥺🥺🥺☺️

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Tell me I’m a good girl when I’m being bad

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I’m so white that the colors reflect off of my ass

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Focus

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Let me dance for you😊 #sellingcontent

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Just an pnw girl in her pnw world🤘🏻🤘🏻🥰

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The heat wave isn’t as wavy as mommy 🌊

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Pokémon guys: I made you a screen saver

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“Who’s pussy is this?”
Supreme Court: MINETH

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I wanna ride

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Maybe instead of following what white male oppressors wanted hundreds of years, we should do what’s right for the people in this century. #Happy4thofJuly

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It’s getting railed in a sundress season! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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@stassisnow Pu$$y for breakfast is how I start my day

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@IamKai1andOnly Dude it’s happened multiple times where someone will explain my own joke to me… I’m like yeah I know. It’s so strange

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Oh tysm for explaining my own joke that I wrote. I really didn’t understand it until now

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Gonna super bowl my way into some super head

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@AlissaViolet When I’m with you