Ponderdude

Just a kid who knows he's needy

[Ponderdude @ponderdude]

@MarkDuaneMorton seeing you tonight in Red Rocks. Ever played here before?

[Mark Morton 🇺🇸 @MarkDuaneMorton]

Between my fingers. https://t.co/OzrMzI8gw1

[Ponderdude @ponderdude]

"He who has a why to live can bear almost any how." - Freidrich Nietzsche.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Name-calling is what happens when you desperately want to argue, but you are in fact inarticulate.

[Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion]

That happens. Get non-delicious keys. https://t.co/ZSm7DEu45s

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Just an FYI: Stepping on an Ant is equivalent to a creature 10,000 times more massive than a Blue Whale stepping on you.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Slather yourself in makeup. Perfume off that shit smell. Curate the illusion you're not decaying right there on the dancefloor
Arbys: nights

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

It's the weekend! Know what that means? That's right! You're closer to death than you've ever been before. Arbys: serving food

[Ponderdude @ponderdude]

@antijokeapple me exactly

[Mark Morton 🇺🇸 @MarkDuaneMorton]

I could play all this shit way better if I didn't wear my guitar so low...but that short strap shit be lookin corny as hell.

[Mark Morton 🇺🇸 @MarkDuaneMorton]

And that's only one of a multitude of reasons why he can play circles around my slack ass. https://t.co/Z5VGuGaqFi

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Grammar nazis are the mall cops of the Internet.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

To those brave men who died on the beaches in Normandy or the viet nam ratholes: no one even remembers your names. Arbys: life is bleak.