Pont-au-Change

The official Twitter link for the Pont-au-Change series

[Pont-au-Change @pontauchange]

all righty, fake followings seem to have been stopped. Time to get this back on track, I guess...

[Pont-au-Change @pontauchange]

okay so anyone still reading this? Congrats, I've decided you're real. Yes, this account will be doing things on occasion now. So, yay.

[Pont-au-Change @pontauchange]

Those who followed me after my account was faked into following them are getting blocked. Sorry, but you pissed me off.

[Pont-au-Change @pontauchange]

ta da! All fake followings purged. Now on to followers. Yes I changed my password to something complicated!

[Pont-au-Change @pontauchange]

finally down to the last hundred fake followings. Then I have to weed out the followers who followed me when I didn't follow them. Follow?

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and oh god all the bro sites. Of course they'd have to pay for followers.

[Pont-au-Change @pontauchange]

so many bad media moguls, wannabe actresses, self described media experts, lame parody accounts, boring porn sites...

[Pont-au-Change @pontauchange]

happily dumping all your asses. Get some actual followers next time instead of paying a hacker to hijack accounts.

[Pont-au-Change @pontauchange]

900 more scam fake followings to go. So many egg icons. So much cyrillic. @twitter you need a bulk unfollow option, okay?

[Pont-au-Change @pontauchange]

seriously, @D_Copperfield had to pay to get me as a follower? Son I am disappoint. Fire your social media person, you're better than that.

[Pont-au-Change @pontauchange]

80% of it is Chinese, Korean, Arabic, perhaps Indonesian or some other SE Asian country that uses romanji. I'm about halfway done w/purge

[Pont-au-Change @pontauchange]

so many bad SEO accounts, would be DJs, "award winning" authors. Had to pay a scammer to get my site to follow you. Good job.

[Pont-au-Change @pontauchange]

tl;dr, welcome to extreme #unfollowsunday

[Pont-au-Change @pontauchange]

because that's what it is, all these accts have "so desperate I pay for followers" written all over them.

[Pont-au-Change @pontauchange]

it takes a long time to unfollow all these hitchhikers by hand. But it's pretty satisfying deleting ppl who paid to have me hacked.

[Pont-au-Change @pontauchange]

if I know who you are or you're within the first 10 ppl on my follow list you're probably safe. The rest of you, GTFO.

[Pont-au-Change @pontauchange]

so I log in to my acct after a year and find I've been hacked and am following 2k ppl I NEVER FOLLOWED. You're all being unfollowed.

[Pont-au-Change @pontauchange]

on couch w/ printed out drafts of sections 2, 4, 6, and 7 of Honor in one hand and a red pen in the other #amwriting #theredpenofcorrection

[Pont-au-Change @pontauchange]

have not tweeted in awhile. Yes we're still alive. Yes Valjean's birthday is in 5 days. And yes we have new apartment. #celebrates

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oh I'm fixing a plot hole where the rain came in, brain will not stop wandering #badbeatleslyrics