Alexander Ferand

He/him
` Pony Express COO
` #parodytwt
` Mouthwashing owned by @wrong_organ
` Account owned by @sylveeyan

[Alexander Ferand @PonyExpressCOO]

//ooc//

thread for alexander because i need to organize all of this

[Alexander Ferand @PonyExpressCOO]

@ifarterd Nuh uh.

[Alexander Ferand @PonyExpressCOO]

I am alive, just doing business related things.
(Playing Pokemon)

[Alexander Ferand @PonyExpressCOO]

@ihopethathurt Gives you crumb..

[Alexander Ferand @PonyExpressCOO]

@ihopethathurt My office, then? :]

[Alexander Ferand @PonyExpressCOO]

@ihopethathurt Hmm? Something wrong?

[Alexander Ferand @PonyExpressCOO]

@ihopethathurt I'll do the first thing.

[Alexander Ferand @PonyExpressCOO]

@ihopethathurt You do realize my eyes are naturally red, right..? The blue ones /are/ my contacts..

[Alexander Ferand @PonyExpressCOO]

@ihopethathurt Is.. Is this an insult, or..

[Alexander Ferand @PonyExpressCOO]

@ihopethathurt I don't know, I suppose I'm just a bit paranoid.

[Alexander Ferand @PonyExpressCOO]

@ihopethathurt Did you.. like.. send someone to assassinate me? I'm kind of scared.

[Alexander Ferand @PonyExpressCOO]

@ihopethathurt I mean I'm alive.

[Alexander Ferand @PonyExpressCOO]

Overreacted a bit, I think.. Very, very angry though.

[Alexander Ferand @PonyExpressCOO]

Would it be odd if I said I wanted to get this..

[Alexander Ferand @PonyExpressCOO]

God damn I love my mullet.

[Alexander Ferand @PonyExpressCOO]

...

[Alexander Ferand @PonyExpressCOO]

He/him. ^o^

[Alexander Ferand @PonyExpressCOO]

Scary? My God, you're divine.

[Alexander Ferand @PonyExpressCOO]

@CurlyTheCaptain Hopital.

[Alexander Ferand @PonyExpressCOO]

Sick as a bitch right now, I apologize for any spelling mistakes. I'm very disoriented.

[Alexander Ferand @PonyExpressCOO]

@ihopethathurt You looked kissable.