Sarahmony

[Sarahmony @ponzidreamer]

And only 2 consultations with the internet you’re fucking on

[cokafor @cokafor5]

is being snowed in an excuse to eat 10,000 calories

[Sarahmony @ponzidreamer]

The lemon slushee I spilled all over the keyboard last night could not have caused this, mathematically speaking

[Sarahmony @ponzidreamer]

So massively humiliating for all parties involved

[Mission Local @MLNow]

BREAKING: Just 7 days after Mayor Lurie appointed her to be the Sunset supervisor, Beya Alcaraz is out.

She resigned today after multiple unflattering stories, including one just hours ago broken by Mission Local on a potential tax dodge.

https://t.co/tNsEwCSMod

[Sarahmony @ponzidreamer]

I am so deeply immersed in this movie that I have to watch it in 30 increments of 5 minutes over 14 days

[Sarahmony @ponzidreamer]

Hey roomie, I’m happy to help you crack the case of your rapidly diminishing jar of Nutella. Let’s start by taking me out of the equation, okay?

[Sarahmony @ponzidreamer]

Love looking myself up on the internet it’s like period

[Sarahmony @ponzidreamer]

@worldfriendblog the world-friend. you're too much

[Sarahmony @ponzidreamer]

my twitter is a hidden gem

[Sarahmony @ponzidreamer]

so frustrating that this pee stain makes it look like I spilled water on my pants

[Sarahmony @ponzidreamer]

setting up this toy I bought at the children’s store required three proofs of induction and my massive fucking brain

[Sarahmony @ponzidreamer]

heart is full for the cultural melting pot that is the Newark airport

[Alec MacGillis @AlecMacGillis]

This is a pretty brutal @SamAdlerBell piece in @NYMag on the ex-Biden foreign policy chiefs who are criticizing Trump on Gaza after failing to do much of anything themselves.

[Sarahmony @ponzidreamer]

Hey Dr. Bordeaux do you have any fluoride that’s cool ranch flavor? If not buttered popcorn will definitely do, as well

[Sarahmony @ponzidreamer]

@cokafor5 LMAO

[Sarahmony @ponzidreamer]

your secret is safe with me and the ever-expanding web of people I’m blabbing to❤️

[Sarahmony @ponzidreamer]

she's so boring

[Sarahmony @ponzidreamer]

adhd means that it takes you 8 days to read a short article about pam bondi

[Sarahmony @ponzidreamer]

The news is all about Jeffery Epstein recently and tbh I’m still like … who dat bitch and what did he do

[Sarahmony @ponzidreamer]

nobody seems to understand the complexity behind the words on my Brandy Melville graphic tee. The phrase “Aprés Love” is everything to me.