Poo Or Pour

Coffee drops my blood sugar and wrecks my digestive system, but I still drink it. Welcome to Poo or Pour.

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First real snow, hot coffee on the ready. Lavazza as always. #coffee #coffeetime

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I start a new job today, so obvs need to make a super strong cup of my fav Lavazza so I look insane during my new hire meetings #coffee #CoffeeTime

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Pour. Peet's Big Bang seems like it's going to be overly strong or bitter, but it's tasty and smooth. #coffee #CoffeeTime

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Not coffee, but #whiskey instead. I don't know who makes the whiskey inside this Turkey Tom, but it's delicious and the cork is in the butt. Best impulse liquor buy ever. #Thanksgiving #GobbleGobble

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I've been slacking on coffee and my workouts, so blue drank C4 Pre Workout is obviously the answer.

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My work laptop is taking a dump all over itself, so time to get some of my fav Lavazza. If I pour my coffee on my laptop, will it make it work faster or make it shit itself even more? #coffeetime #coffee #guessimnotworkingtoday

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Pour. My wife says I need to get more types of coffee because switching between my fav Lavazza and this bag of Peet's Cafe Domingo is boring. #helpmedrinkit #coffee #coffeetime

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Pour, this time with the fam. Lavazza Qualita Oro, super tasty way to start the Saturday afternoon #coffee #coffeetime #choretime

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Pour. Peet's Cafe Domingo is still delicious in a super coffee-flavored tasting way. Made it stronger today, so I'm about to get messed up. #fuckmeuponacaffeinelevel #coffee #coffeetime

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Pour. I'm about to workout and even though I've dranken too much coffee, I decided to drink Cellucor's original C4 pre workout. Time to itch, twitch, and chase dat pump #homeworkout

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@AmberSmelson I always think "wow, this stuff makes me want to hurt somone" then you come in with "I just want to grab a baseball bat and-" like you read my mind

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My fav recurring part of #someplaceunderneith is when sweet, positive @AmberSmelson switches to wanting to kill people in a fit of righteous, justified rage

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Pour. Another day, another cup of Lavazza Qualita Oro, but this time with milk! #CoffeeTime #coffee

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Pour. And pour again. This is my favorite coffee and my usual go to - Lavazza Qualita Oro (comes in a gold bag). Just perfect coffee. #coffee #CoffeeTime #lavazza

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Pour. Peet's Cafe Domingo is still tasty with it's "this is yummy coffee" flavor. Coffee flavored coffee. #coffee #CoffeeTime

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Making overnight cold brew from the rest of the Kick Ass beans and . . . My current favorite coffee bean. More on that later.

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Update: Coffee nap was easy to wake up from but now I just want to nap longer.

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A coffee nap is a thing where you drink a cup of coffee, then nap for 15-20 mins. Does it work or do you just wake up having to pee real bad? #coffeenap #coffeetime

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Pour . . . ? Peet's Coffee Cafe Domingo is STRONG and I even made it weak. Very coffee taste, which is the crappiest descriptor I got.

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Hear me out, Black Friday holiday drink - dark chocolate for the darkness of greed and cherry syrup for the blood of sacrificial minimum wage workers.

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Tomorrow, let's holiday our hearts out. Holiday drinks arrive at Starbucks on Thursday, November 4th. ✨ (US & Canada)