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i use any pronouns thanks for asking

[Live Laugh Lube @AiryMango]

Ok so now everyone wants to act like sorting by kudos is some crazy niche thing??? Dpmo

[6’7 alpha male🐆 @Sam1ahh]

@shinacolada she was cussed and pitchforked because of the racist undertones of the ad……..

[cartman @poobuttpeewee]

This is crazy lol yalls fandoms would be nonexistent without queer voices in them cuz all you guys know how to do is power scale

[Wither @Tsukiya_a]

There is nothing worse than watching a sports anime and enjoying it, only to discover the fandom is all fujoshis who don't give a damn about the actual sport

[cey 🍰 @ceyfilo]

most tourist tweet ever

[cartman @poobuttpeewee]

@kaimonmaxxing I always do it 😭

[cartman @poobuttpeewee]

All of you are lying lmao

[soya 🍡 @jingnyaan]

Wdym ppl read fics by kudos 🤨 i thought we all just filter the type of tags we want depending on the mood

[cartman @poobuttpeewee]

Filter the tag then sort by kudos. The ones with more kudos aren’t necessarily better fics but the gramatic structure makes them easier to read. That way your fist fic of the night isnt “he was and alpha. He liked this omega. He went to class and got a boner. Fuck omega”

[jane doe ☣︎ @f8lfang]

white peoole be like can i see your butthole

[Eric @ericrequ3]

How you DL with a shaved asshole???🤔

[Odette @Odetteforwomyn]

males never think of an ugly girl btw

[* _ * @67fckkkkkkkk]

People be eating ass and sucking on toes but draw the line on tomatoes

[cartman @poobuttpeewee]

I mean it kills women all the time so i think it evens out tbh 😭

[Animita @rip_animita]

fun fact: i had to study for a few hours about pregnancy and kinda traumatized myself (i have tokophobia) and i found some mpreg anatomy info and, as a anatomy enjoyer i REFUSE to believe a baby can born from the ass 😭 the size of the baby literally could kill a man

[cartman @poobuttpeewee]

I think it boils down to women being more fun to design tbh. Like on the sims

[cartman @poobuttpeewee]

I really dont care if hoyoverse stops releasing males in their games

[Trody @Trody91]

>is called MAGA
>makes america worse

[cartman @poobuttpeewee]

Why is the dmv the only place its acceptable to look a mess

[♔ ‣ 𝑲𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝑭𝙞𝙪𝙨𝙤𝙣 ♔ @King_Fiuson]

"Los cliches aburren"

Yo cuando el protagonista se vuelve a levantar porque carga con los deseos y las voluntades de todos los que le aprecian

[nimzy @glitternimz]

that's just halloween...

[ame ♪ 7.2 leaks!! @dvariusyuri]

7.2 preload leaks

AHA. IN YOUR FACE. FUCK YOU AZHDAHA IS THE GEO SOVEREIGN DENIERS THANK YOU GODBAI

[Arina @RomcomUke]

nooo she broke his little heart 😭