Lady G

recently divorced father of 3, beneficiary of the ‘yeehaw’ agenda, fight me

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If I was on death row and was about to be executed, for my last meal I'd request macaroni salad and my last words would be 'god damn'

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@mmillerwtop hey so this is terrorism

[Jorgemosa 💋 @Jorgeous_1]

Laying Down Be Sooo Nice 🥰

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@woahhvickyyy didn’t have scat Vicky on my 2026 bingo card

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every single group chat feels like this

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@PopCrave this hag couldn’t compliment a more talented woman (Olivia Rodrigo) who just released a legendarily-written album if her life depended on it. her being threatened by other women is soooooo funny (sad)

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@SteaknShake change the name of the shake and I’ll come (your location is permanently closed in my city)

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@PopCrave oh i’m sure

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@acechhh been saying this since Laura

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Liza answer my DM. You need dis collab to boost yo followers!

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@SenMarkKelly she looks a damn mess

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

How am I going to get married if all the guys is turning gay ?

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@monetdoII oh she is TUCKED

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Where can I get a baby pig in miami want one thanks

[Lady G @poochalert]

Much like gays ruined marriage for straight people, we are about to ruin the NFL

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watching The Two Towers again…

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why are all biopics about people that only people 55+ give a shit about. like why doesn’t A24 produce one about Pop Smoke. or Mistki idk

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when it’s cold i’d like to die

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@cindelmx @letterboxd please add Cure

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

I do not care if people think I'm crazy as long as they also think I'm hot

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

People tell me I look like Mikey Cyrus