Punished Pooch

phd from dr pepper med school, voted Most Normal Guy Ever 5 consecutive years in a row, adopted from high kill shelter

[Punished Pooch @POOCHENSTElN]

@Maxisntheree her crying in bed after this sent me so bad

[Max @Maxisntheree]

He was feeling his pussy 😭😭😭

[Old-School 3D Renders @Old_School_3D]

Snake's Ambition, by Michel de Rooij (1999)

[audrey @phlegmme]

“Your parents’ names are blue on Wikipedia!” Ok well if you’d actually bothered to click on them they would be purple, and you would learn they redirect to the page “Suspected Night Stalker victims”

[gen @retrogeneral]

He sat on it omg

[manta @dawgboymanta]

Borzoi playing the guitar (bro thinks he looks sooooo cool)

[Soggy Cat enjoyer @Weedlord_Boner]

move your finger up and down

[USSR Pictures @PicturesUssr]

"Rock concert", painting by Viktor Tsoi, USSR, 1980s

[Punished Pooch @POOCHENSTElN]

not me tho i will continue to make useless conversations with others in the same situations as me even if it pains my anxiety really bad. my job has made me better at that at least

[Punished Pooch @POOCHENSTElN]

one time i tried to make friendly conversation with an older couple getting on the same train as me and the old man immediately made a joke about "identifying as" something to his wife instead of engaging with me whatsoever . everyone is evil and mean and antisocial now

[Lukas (computer)🔺 @SCHIZO_FREQ]

When I talk to younger people in public now, there’s always this brief window where they seem completely shocked by what’s happening, like they hadn’t realized that someone talking to them here was an option

Some will be excited and get over it quickly while others will take 2-3 minutes to process what’s happening

[danny @d4nnytye]

my job after the revolution

[Mr EatItThruTheJeans @synaxx_x]

they say you are what u eat #CrackerWithALilCheese

[Punished Pooch @POOCHENSTElN]

these guys, also been told that my face is so fucked that i don't have a celebrity look alike. there is also a regular at my job who tells me i resemble a man he knew whose legal birth name is Johnny Disco. the 4th one makes me want to kill myself but it's one i get TOO OFTEN

[joey @joboduj]

im like hey whats up bello

[ava @_avablog]

how it feels to have a friend

[Punished Pooch @POOCHENSTElN]

my home town hero. amazing how this doesn't mention that he's now a tantric sex therapist

[Iphigenia of Foie Graphics @foie]

back to post this comment by the person who operated Barney the dinosaur