THOUGHTS OF POODLE

I AM LARRY THE POODLE AND I HAVE THOUGHTS

[THOUGHTS OF POODLE @poodle_thoughts]

FUCK KIBBLES

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I AM VERY FEROCIOUS. ALSO I BROUGHT PIGLET TO BED

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SAW THIS BEAUTY ON MY WALK

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SO TRUE

[h @ruinsunflower]

the worst person you know is born in october

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HIGHLY RELATABLE ANECDOTE

[Recruit Ralphie Recruit @recruitralphie]

@jeffisrael25 My buddy’s lab was supposed to be a seeing eye dog. He failed out because he splashed too much water when he drank and created a safety hazard for his potential handler

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NO TAKE. ONLY THROW

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JUST GOT GROOMED #BETRAYAL

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EVERYONE LIKES IT WHEN I BANG MY WATER BOWL AROUMD TO GET ATTENTION

[THOUGHTS OF POODLE @poodle_thoughts]

- BE ME
- HAVE 2 DOG BEDS
- SLEEP IN MASSAGE CHAIR

[THOUGHTS OF POODLE @poodle_thoughts]

I, LARRY THE POODLE, RELATE TO THE DOG IN THIS MEME

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I CAN STOP ANY TIME I WANT

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SLEEPING WITH MY FIREQUACKER

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GREAT IDEA

[remand chic @our_jesse]

Someone dropped a sausage roll here approx 1 year ago and we have to check DAILY in case it’s regenerated

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I WOULD LIKE TO ENLIST AS A MEAT SNIFFING DOG

[CBP @CBP]

Traveling with food?

All travelers entering the United States are REQUIRED to declare meats, fruits, vegetables, plants, seeds, soil, animals, as well as plant and animal products they may be carrying.

Figure out how: https://t.co/L7tFmtKF6n

[THOUGHTS OF POODLE @poodle_thoughts]

MANIFESTING

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DOES NOT SOUND LIKE A FUN GAME

[twix @daytwinking]

petplay but i leave you in my hot car

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I LIKE TO GROWL AT SQUIRRELS