Victor H

Web design, escape rooms, and everything in between!

[Victor H @poofytoo]

I don’t think I’ve actually used duct tape for ducting

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PSA- starting a Discord server is not a replacement for having documentation

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Do you ever stare at a ruler and think “how was the first straight edge created”

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Friendship level is measured by joke quality- the dumber the joke the closer you are.

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This is what a pineapple starts out as and I feel like everyone should know this

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@SatanPuppet The chair has a great view of.. you!

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Twitter algorithm to everyone: I see you’re now interested in Coldplay and kiss cams here you go

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My dad (not that fluent in English) to me: you want a dog? But dog will have to take you out to walk every day!
Me: haha you mean I’ll have to walk the dog everyday?
Dad: I meant what I said

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Today’s jobs that are difficult to explain to parents: influencer, Twitch streamer, content creator. What were the unexplainable jobs of the previous generation?

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One line: “You don’t have to be at 100% to keep moving forward. You’re allowed a day at 40%. Or even 10%. Progress is still progress.”

How does it know 😭

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I asked ChatGPT for some encouragement. Dang, I needed that more than I thought. Which is a little concerning…

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I'm glad we've come to a universal understanding that outer glow is just drop shadow in disguise

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Okay so instead of knowing 0 to 60 in x seconds can car makers publish 60 to roughly 11 mph because I do that much more often in Boston thanks to the car infront of me

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skeuomorphism is where something digital imitates something physical. ie “radio” buttons. or the shiny effect on a button. is there a word for reverse skeuomorphic design, where something physical imitates digital?

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Have you ever looked at the app on your own 3D printer and scared the jeebus out of yourself because wow turns out i am my greatest fear.

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why is it ok to PUMP UP THE JAM but not ok to JAM UP THE PUMP

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Petition to receive all our news from Macklemore from now on https://t.co/lNeWiKr2wV

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if you’re not covered in dust, are you really having fun

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okok new concept for captchas. take that, chatgpt

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@peteyreplies you can hear whoever wrote this nodding and sitting back in their chair when they're done.