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@Shapeshifterbee s1e3- psychic warfare, around 33:20! -poogbot

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"The manager comes over, stethoscope in hand..." -Jacqueline

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"Wetness is different than tenderness!"-Both

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"The motif of women pulling other women into the kitchen to talk is huge for me." -Kate

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"The idea that somehow being interested in robotics is a fucking virtue."-Kate

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"Buccal massage." -J
"What does that do?" -K
"Everything, apparently. It's the future." -J

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"I've declared sock bankruptcy." -Jacqueline

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"And then i was a camp counselor at a christian camp, and then they found out i was jewish."-Kate

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"Is there a book called Fuck You I'm 50?" -Kate

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"It doesn’t say stones on their scales!" -Jacqueline

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"the weightlessness of an empty can, the way it flies through the air…clatters…falls…" -Kate

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(on eggs) "The ones in London, they're deep orange. Because they have a different system going on." -Jacqueline
"Yeah, because they're not like, pumped with fucking TYLENOL PM." -Kate

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"And he said "I’m an anesthesiologist."" -Kate

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"I’m familiar with the heart attack equals gas thing….i wrote the book." -Kate

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

Boston: @jacquelinenovak is doing her INCREDIBLE show Get On Your Knees at the Wilbur next month, and you should DEFINITELY go!!! (I just bought tickets for my sister, but I won't be in town!!!)

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"It’s like you’re asking yourself if your current existence would sound like a believable story, and if so, do you have a chance. And it’s like, you can make it so." -Jacqueline

[Interview Magazine @InterviewMag]

Comedy genius @nathanfielder interviews comedy genius @kateberlant about her one-woman show, quantum computers, sex, curly hair, and our collective obsession with sincerity.
https://t.co/wMYXG46Rcq

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"That's the kind of anger that can only be exercised against the mother." -Kate

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"I’d lie to that friend! I’d tell them their life’s not over, but i’d know it is…" -Jacqueline