Pooja

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[Daniel @dadogeking]

Maybe january and february and march and april and may and june and july and august and september werent my months but october will surely be better!!!!

[Idara @Idarabasimi]

Since I was a little girl I’ve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money, when I grew up.

[Patrick(?) @phantom_threadz]

Lowkey one of the best parts of having a boyfriend is getting to bite someone whenever you want.

[Maira @maira4yo]

My boyfriend is genuinely my best friend. And not like the oh we're dating so we're forced to be friends type relationship but like the I wouldn't rather joke around and do dumb stuff with anyone else type relationship. He's my person.

[JJ🥷🏻 @jashtj]

When i work, nobody knows
when i smoke, everybody knows

[Shwee 🦦 @teawithshweta]

small acc problems

[Pooja @poojan04]

Bore horaha hai

[Pooja @poojan04]

5 months until freedom from this fuckass college

[Pooja @poojan04]

Told my professor, ‘sir yaha faculty accha kaha hai jo hum college aake lecture attend karenge,’ after he compared my crappy college with top ones

[Pooja @poojan04]

if karan aujla don’t tour soon, i will simply malfunction

[Pooja @poojan04]

Man I just want to be loved the way I love

[toxicchikuu @chiranjivmaher]

Imagine hurting me while i was saving money for your birthday gift

[Gaurang @gaurrraanngg]

GOD is literally looking at all of us,
No matter which God you believe in and he’s saying all these people I have created,
Who’s thankful?

Because anyone of us could’ve lost their eyesight at the age of 5 or lost their parents at the age of 7 or have health conditions they have to live with which was as good as not having the will to live but we didn’t.

So he’s saying, who’s thankful enough for what they have that they’re trying their absolute best with it, all of the time.

Because if you do that, He’s like ahh I like this human, they’re cool, I like them, give em something, give them blessings.

It is amazing what comes your way.

[awkwardgoat3 🐐 @DivijaBhasin]

Sure. You are so right. Men should stay at home. Women should earn. And they should pay the men alimony. No woman should be a housewife. All men should stay in the kitchen, take care of the kids and be financially dependent on their wives.

[The Pahadan Edit @ThatBaaghiAurat]

Men on Instagram dragged girls this Janmashtami for worshipping Krishna while having male best friends. Imagine not knowing Krishna himself was bestfriends with Draupadi. Peak irony.

Modern men just spew garbage in the name of God.

Imbeciles

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

i can’t control anyone’s loyalty, i just know mine is genuine.