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welcome to reflections on my life, the world, and my tragic middle school experience (she, her)

[pls @poojasubb]

@Delta Is it worth heading to the airport now?

[Souichi Terada | 寺田惣一 @SouichiTerada]

Just had @poojasubb explain to me what's happening with GameStop and I'm glad I write about sports for a living instead

[Eric Cheng @ericsaymore]

CMON MICHIGAN GIMME THAT SOMERSET MALL GO BLUE IM-FROM DETROIT-BUT-LIKE-THE-SUBURBS APPLE CIDER DONUTS ENERGY

[pls @poojasubb]

@bhad_bhavie all the elements to the classic life makeover

[Padma Lakshmi @PadmaLakshmi]

I literally have tears in my eyes. @KamalaHarris just said “chithis” which means auntie. My heart is so full right now

[pls @poojasubb]

@SouichiTerada love me for who I am

[pls @poojasubb]

I’ve had this joked saved on my phone for around 3.5 years waiting for the moment that it could be relevant. It’s finally time.

[pls @poojasubb]

@bhad_bhavie Buddhist monks are vegan 👀

[pls @poojasubb]

god I cannot TELL YOU how angry I became every single time “Threat of Unionization” was on an answer key for the Threat section of a company analysis.

[pls @poojasubb]

When human rights gets in the way of an innovative business model.... what a bummer. What will business schools do for case studies now??? Actually take into account labor/worker considerations and rights into our SWOT analysis???

[NBC Bay Area @nbcbayarea]

#BREAKING Uber CEO says the company will likely shut down temporarily if a court decides to classify drivers as employees. https://t.co/V5pW8ehNZ3

[n 🌿 @sikuaa]

Hoy me dijeron que debería cambiar mi correo porque está muy difícil mi ~nombre indígena~. Y pues no. Que aprendan a escribirlo y si no pueden, que no me contacten. Ya muchos años he renunciado a usarlo porque les da flojera pronunciarlo.

[puff @rishipuff]

republicans aren't allowed to laugh at this

[pls @poojasubb]

so now what are the chances idli/dosa/vadai will be served at the White House inaugural ball?

[pls @poojasubb]

@asteraod follow r/curlyhair and use the beginner method. I used to do clarifying wash once a month, with a low-poo & conditioner (sulfate & silicon free) wash 3 times a week. But as I’m transitioning to plastic-less products I’m having a hard time finding sulfate & silicon free products.

[pls @poojasubb]

Dr. Birx: “Am I being punk’d? Where’s Ashton?”

[pls @poojasubb]

Do any other graduating seniors feel like all of the virtual commencements/social media campaigns for seniors/videos/etc. are just overwhelming? I'm too tired, overwhelmed, and upset about the state of the world and my own future to celebrate right now.

[pls @poojasubb]

but tonight i stay listening to bruce springsteen because i am channeling a sad 40 yr old white man from the east coast

[pls @poojasubb]

only took a global pandemic for the strokes to release a new album. seeing them live in chicago will forever be my best concert memory

[pls @poojasubb]

I’m so pro-protest (even for stupid shit like being anti-social distancing), but if you’re going to protest right now please do it without breaking executive orders — protest within the law like all activists do (and have to and should)