lizard king

im literally just Mt. Rose American Teen Princess

[lizard king @pook7ie]

Marissa: I’d be happy if I was a bird

Me: yeah eat spare rice off the street, and just chill

Marissa: I was gonna say you could travel but okay

[lizard king @pook7ie]

Whoever taught my mom how to react to messages on iMessage, I hope you burn in hell. And I’ll see you there.

[Nicholas Rice @NicholasARice]

When you really think about it, this truly is one of our greatest cultural moments

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

How I sleep at night knowing I never once voted for that fat orange pedophile

[taylor not swift @taylorIovestay]

how tmz is about to be moving next weekend

[lizard king @pook7ie]

Jeremy: we have to clean before the maid comes over

Sir what?

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

[🤍 peter parker’s left nut @saintofgirls]

no bc this was terrifying

[lizard king @pook7ie]

I’m most powerful in summer, because you ain’t telling me shit during pride month and my birthday month is right after.

[Brooke Espinoza @BrookeMH__]

Smoke a cigarette you fucking loser

[gaylor throwbacks @throwbackgaylor]

ten years ago today, karlie kloss wore a cat shirt that read, “l’aveugle par amour,” which means, “blind for love”

taylor would later reference this in the ‘look what you made me do’ music video

may 16, 2016

[lizard king @pook7ie]

🩷🩷🩷🦭🩷

[lizard king @pook7ie]

Drive to work with seat heat on. Drive home from work with seat AC on

[lizard king @pook7ie]

I’m in the mall buying size small clothing. No one can tell me shitttttttttt

[S ミ☆ @legendarihhhh]

why the fk is chappell roan in this

[Hannah Montana World @HannahWorlddd]

Miley Cyrus in new Hannah Montana 20th Anniversary Wand ID… I’m CRYING😭😭

[katie⸆⸉ @finallyxlean]

i kinda wish this song got the all too well treatment and had a short film but evermore got paid dust…
https://t.co/hUoOeQGLtg

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

The fact that the killer could’ve easily killed Helen but instead he chose to give her a cute hair cut is so funny