General Jay🦊

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Fear no Evil

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@otlstechgadgets @ambuikem Legit plug

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@Dollywizzywizzy I’ve DM since yesterday till now no response

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Another big proof for y’all to see and know that we men always settled for “less” switch position and watch how brutal the response will be if he’s the one selling fruit and decided to ask the lady out…

[Ghost Writer ✍️ @Prezain_LJ]

There is a girl who sells fruit across the road when you are coming into the estate. I have been patronizing her since last year.
On Tuesday, my guy came to see me. As we were going to my place, I decided to stop by her store to buy fruits.

When we were driving home, my guy couldn’t stop talking about how hot and beautiful she is. He kept talking about her even when we got home and was surprised I hadn’t “poached” her yet. He jokingly told me to pay more attention to her.

Normally, I approach women based on class. I usually avoid girls I wouldn’t be proud to hang out with my friends or colleagues, especially when her skill, business, or job doesn’t fit my desired profile. But this one has been different. Ever since that Tuesday, I have been filled with lust towards her. I went to her shop yesterday even when I didn’t need fruits, and had to buy fruits I didn’t even need just so I could look at her properly.

Since I started buying things from her, I haven’t even looked at her twice. She usually packages my fruits, I pay her, and she says, “Thank you, sir,” in her cute feminine voice. All of a sudden, I have had her on my mind because my guy made me see what I hadn’t noticed all this time. She is so pretty and well-endowed.

I took her number yesterday, called her in the night and again this morning. The conversations are going well. I know she is going to be wondering where all this is coming from, considering I have been seeing her since last year or so. The amount of love bombing she is going to experience in the coming days is going to be something else. I have to get her laid as quickly as possible.

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@McCauleyime @BishopPOEvang Bros it’s painful but they are not Nigerian soldiers… check the arm badge

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Omoooo the story long gannnn but man no be story teller, till some other time

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

They gave my brother a slot in his office. I was about to round up my service then, so my dad told him to submit my name.

He disagreed and gave his girlfriend the slot instead, they employed her.

A few months later, she cheated on him with one of his bosses and later married the boss.

My brother and I are not on talking terms to this day.

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I just realized I’ve been putting my phone on silent during meetings and forgot to turn it back on 😂 #oops #meetinglife

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@lunarfq 999

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@JahBlesssaint21 A man without boxer do not separate fight in public…

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@thenihiin Amen

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@bod_repuplic Amen

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@bod_repuplic Amen

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@insidemanifest 111

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@Mrbankstips A car

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@alfuratyalatiqe Hi @pookiedoctor

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@alfuratyalatiqe Hello

[Mr Bayo @mrbayoa1]

Before this year ends, you’ll witness divine change and intervention that will transform your life for the better. Your hustle will turn into blessings, your waiting into testimonies. Keep going, the universe sees every effort and will reward you greatly. Amen 🙏.

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