John Pool

Suit-wearing, piano-playing, farce-hungry young (just about) professional (lies).

[John Pool @Pool_John]

@DannyDeraney When it really starts getting out of control, all I can think of is the opening to Jurassic Park with the guy shouting “SHOOOOOOOT HEEEER!!!”

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

Lad's got more charges than us

[John Pool @Pool_John]

@nickobeano Laura’s just done that and got her results today as well!

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

Evening all 🤍
Thanks for extraordinary support. Overwhelmed 🙏🏼
Got a tactical voting website 😉 coming soon for you to Stop The Tories.
We had 500,000 visits in days before local elections in May when the Tories lost 1000+ seats 👍🏼
A little warm up for the General Election 😜

[@joshfwd.bsky.social @JoshFwd]

Getting the Tories out starts in under 24 hours.

Are you ready?

https://t.co/G4PdTSylT5

Tell one person today they can use this to find out who they can vote for on May 4th.

Together we’ll remove a thousand Tories tomorrow.

[Kenny Arnold @kennyarnold1997]

Here’s a smashing story. That phone alert for fuck all yesterday, which cost the tax payer millons was contracted to Fujitsu. They subcontracted it out to a company called Infosys. A woman owns it. Here’s her husband. #infosys #RishiSunak #EmergencyAlert #ToryCorruption

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

I teach college music theory, but I'm also a new dad. I decided to combine my professional and personal identities and make a thread of music for babies where the adult musicians went way, way harder than they had to. (1/12)

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

Yesterday I asked my kindergartener what she did in school and she said "nothing," then later I went on Instagram and her teacher had posted a picture of her holding a crocodile.

[Matthew Highton @MattHighton]

I put Mr Blobby into Jamiroquai's Virtual Insanity video. Enjoy.

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

They asked me if I had any specific criticisms of the Ghost Train. I said nothing leapt out at me.

[Tim Johns @timoncheese]

Stunning and devastating opening from Newsnight tonight.
Harsh, yes. Media students (and current broadcast journalists!) take note: your edit is nothing without the right choice of music. And oh boy this is quite the choice.

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

EXCLUSIVE: My Conservative Conference Diary 2022.

Day One.

[GrieveWatch @GrieveWatch]

Wheel meet again.

[John Pool @Pool_John]

@TUIUK restriction was only needed due to the series of calamitous events that preceded it (@TUIUK changing planes for the flight YET AGAIN, seat bookings being randomly reallocated leading to delays with boarding, and then technical faults with the @Wamosair plane).

[John Pool @Pool_John]

Don’t fly @TUIUK or @Wamosair . Ever. Should’ve been in the air 90 minutes ago, instead we’re dealing with roasting temperatures in the cabin due to faulty equipment, having already endured an utter fiasco at the gate. Young children losing their minds, Utter shambles.

[John Pool @Pool_John]

@TUIUK Thanks. I’d be interested to hear @TUIUK ‘s rationale for our not being due compensation for the flight that ultimately landed well over 3 hours late - you are apparently claiming that it’s the fault of air traffic control for restricting the takeoff slot, but the… [1/2]