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Too Sad; Didn't Tell U - Bas Jan Ader

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Too Drunk; Didn't Fuck - Dead Kennedys

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Too Hot; Didn't Handle / Too Cold; Didn't Hold - Macho Man Randy Savage

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Too Sexy; Didn't Shirt - Right Said Fred

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Too Good; Didn't Home - Happy Gilmore

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Too Short; Didn't Ride - Six Flags

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Too Big; Too Wide; Didn't Fit - Beyonce

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Too Low; Didn't Zero - Elton John

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Too Short; Didn't Pissed Off - American History X

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Too Slow; Didn't Wait / Too Swift; Didn't Fear / Too Long; Didn't Grieve / Too Short; Didn't Rejoice - Henry Van Dyke

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Too Fast; Didn't Live / Too Young; Didn't Die - The Eagles

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Too Loud; Too Old - Ariheads

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Too Boyz; Didn't Men - Original

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Too Black; Didn't Milk - Malcolm X

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Too Sweet; Didn't Rock 'n' Roll - Almost Famous

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Too Smart; Didn't Vote - Plato

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Too Sick/Freaked; Didn't Breath / Too Sick/Freaked; Didn't Care / Too Sick/Freaked; Didn't Think - Henry Rollins

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Too Good; Didn't True - Frankie Valli

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Too Cold; Didn't Hell - William Shakespeare

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Too Late; Didn't Hear / Too Late; Didn't Tear - Black Sabbath