Tim Shea

professional pool boy

[Complex @Complex]

Jamie Foxx denies allegation he slapped a woman with his penis in 2002: https://t.co/98WCXDwgTc

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I am doing what is called a “binge watch” of Friday Night Lights, show is fantastic

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Some sneaky good back ups on deck for the @Ravens https://t.co/zTzswYUDPw

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

Welcome to Baltimore, Lamar!

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New Venom trailer with Tom Hardy looks absolutely sick

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I’m just gona walk around campus today screaming “HE’S HIGH” to any person I see wearing a flannel #Happy420yall

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@dodgekimball Wait til they see the Mets

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My 2018 rap name is Lil Dump

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@Tonypezzo96 Screaming this. 10x worse when you’re hungover

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Sixers up 30 in the first quarter against the potential six seed Bucks. Am I tripping or do I smell a conference championship appearance?

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

Welcome to the Charm City, @RGIII.

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Boulder...mad nice weather.

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When it comes down to it, we’re all just a bunch of Muggles

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New band name: Cat Pause ....pretty much all of my band ideas are cat related

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@ESPNNFL This coming from a guy named “Booger”

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@brentkidyoung “No Stacy, I don’t have time to talk. Just let me buy my fucking kiwis in peace”

[Static @StaticShoc6n]

Whenever I used to run errands with my mom i always thought it was so weird when she’d say “I hope I don’t see anyone I know”.

Ten years later, mom I feel you

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Why are there so many parents around UConn today? I didn’t know my dads were coming up to surprise me.