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[Juliet @Julietprivacct]

No shade chris evans dick lowkey looked a little small in his leak so imma assume it was semi hard and his shit is bigger

[Matt🦔🎹 FUCK JYPE/STUJ @yoobtime]

I kid you not my mom pulled me out of my room to paint dolly parton's face on a pumpkin with a one hour time limit

[Mike @mikenewyawk]

Writing full college essays about Cardi’s Tiny Desk performance…. NURSE

[amber @notalioamber]

sometimes you don’t open the comments for your own good 🧘🏽‍♀️

[NAE 🦍 @Call_Me_NaeNae]

All china needed was some sleep.

[ned! @nedsore]

When my husband worked in the psych ward he had one patient who was committed because she thought she was being gangstalked. Except, there was very compelling evidence that she was actually being gangstalked.

[Priest @HesTheOG]

No sympathy for him. He’s 45 and had no business going on the show. He was in group chats & online trolling cast members before even getting in the house. Got there and turned into a victim. You was the black hulk online then got to house and folded. Go home.

[About Music @AboutMusicYT]

Chuu, Kamala Harris and Snoop Dogg are all celebrating their birthdays today.

[white candace owens @tappedangel]

what a mind fuck this just came on my tl… i am literally banned from venmo FOR LIFE because this dude scammed me when i was 17

[*FAN Euphoria News @season3euphoria]

Hunter Schafer reveals she would’ve liked Jules to finish school and doesn’t know how she ended up in LA in Euphoria season 3.

[dre @veraliciousssss]

Trying to harass my best friend into getting a fill before her trip (her man is proposing) and this stubborn hoe talking about “I don’t need a fill yet” 😭😭😭

[🇲🇽WEIRD VAL @autismpills]

this video fucks me up because my aunt looks and acts exactly like this. it scares me

[𝕜𝕚𝕠𝕟 . @MrFlyyyGuyyy]

Bottoms that don’t mind eating cake >

[shannon. 🇵🇸 @ohheyitsshanaj]

I was a teacher before law school. I couldn’t convince teenagers to wear deodorant. The idea that teachers are convincing kids that they should get sex changes is utterly ludicrous.

[jashida rones @tartcoochie]

why the fuck they give her a phone and no wings bye

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

If your child is capable of doing something like this, look in the mirror. You don't raise monsters by accident.

[shay 🍉 @holthyde_]

LAGOONA WITH AN AFRO AND USING LOCS FOR DEUCE'S SNAKES....

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[tHE.lAST🔝 @jusLikeMike911]

Ok maybe its time we start saying the quiet part out loud

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