Poo man

[Poo man @Pooman_ageing]

Just thought I would say that I'm feeling a bit pissed as a #shit.

[Poo man @Pooman_ageing]

Just launching that assault of a 2 day log jam it's like passing a scots pine tree bark. #godo #vishake.

[Poo man @Pooman_ageing]

You know when your mum told you the broth sticks to your sides. Just found out its true both cheeks are well coated. #godo a large one.

[Poo man @Pooman_ageing]

Holly crap gummed up big time. It's like passing treacle. I wish I could #godo a lovely large one.

[Poo man @Pooman_ageing]

Mickey D's for dinner = splattery late night #poo for me. :-)

[Poo man @Pooman_ageing]

Currently having the #poo of my life. You can't beat late night #crapping.

[Poo man @Pooman_ageing]

What have the #Olympics opening ceremony and my massive #dump have in common.? It's not the massive part of this message.

[Poo man @Pooman_ageing]

Jezus think I have just shat out a kidney. Filled the pan with humming processed #food. #Stinks a little like #shit tbh.

[Poo man @Pooman_ageing]

Ahhhh. Feel much better after that arse ripping giant jobby of yesturday. Bum is almost back to normal again. ;-)

[Poo man @Pooman_ageing]

@ztephen lol. Yes but 10xworse. Thinking of calling nhs 24 due to very painful bum hole. It was a monster log.

[Poo man @Pooman_ageing]

The fact that I tried to shit a house brick out has not helped with my really sore bum hole. Have I damaged my back passage?

[Poo man @Pooman_ageing]

Jesus my arsehole is on a major offensive. The worst case of arse sting on record. Even put some of babypooageings bepanthan to easy the pai

[Poo man @Pooman_ageing]

Just to give you an idea of the size of that flushed monster. It was the size and girth of a dove deodorant can. Head poked out of water.

[Poo man @Pooman_ageing]

I'm so bloody mad I could just shit myself in frustration.

[Poo man @Pooman_ageing]

Asylum seeker rapes a 12 year old girl and then is told he can stay in this country. I say send him home he lost his rights by doing that.

[Poo man @Pooman_ageing]

The last giant jobby is for all those politically correct morons that live in Britain.

[Poo man @Pooman_ageing]

I need a sleep after squeezing that monster out. So much energy used. Not much of a bum hole left though.

[Poo man @Pooman_ageing]

I had to mold that poo so that it would fit out of my ass. I wonder if I looked at it I would see Jesus's face.

[Poo man @Pooman_ageing]

Thank the fuck for that. No ripping sound. A well shoe horned jobby gone.

[Poo man @Pooman_ageing]

Fuck me. Just spent the last 10 mins with a rock hard giant jobby stuck in my arse. Can't get this fucker shifted.