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[poomasta @poomasta]

@yungbradpitt_ You’re limiting yourself. Unlock your full potential, and you will always have to poo

[poomasta @poomasta]

We literally have the potential to fully poo our pants at anytime

[✝️brad 𓆏 @bradmetz5]

God don’t want me to quit

[poomasta @poomasta]

I do not understand how any daylight has been saved, all see is darkness

[poomasta @poomasta]

@AWCanada no longer has milkshakes. They been replaced with chocolate blended with ice and it is trash. I am upset

[Tee @avantbyavant]

Just heard “Don’t miss out on your life trying to get it together” and I might’ve needed to hear that more than I know

[joey @JoeWehnert]

bereal going crazy

[poomasta @poomasta]

@tamaracote66 IT HAS THE JUICE

[poomasta @poomasta]

@tamaracote66 A BIG LUMPS WITH KNOBS

[poomasta @poomasta]

Your ex is doodoo and you deserve better sis

[poomasta @poomasta]

This is satire and I had to somehow make your incredible milestones about me

[poomasta @poomasta]

To everyone announcing your weddings and babies- your attempt at peer pressure will not work on me thank yew

[poomasta @poomasta]

Crazy Frog has been real quiet lately

[poomasta @poomasta]

Look to my right - everyone is getting married
Look to my left - everyone is turning 23

[poomasta @poomasta]

@dcoteh This will be u

[poomasta @poomasta]

Eating salami every day has made me a better person

[poomasta @poomasta]

I am so in love with my friends it is disgusting

[poomasta @poomasta]

The Junes who June, June. The Junes who Jun’t, Jon’t

[Dr. Usama Khalid Rana @iam_ukr]

This June is not juning like other Junes juned. ⛈

[poomasta @poomasta]

I’m still not over this. It literally costs the massive corporation $0.03 to give the people some spicy water with syrup, bean water with ice cubes?????

[poomasta @poomasta]

The fact that McDonald’s changed $1 summer drunk days from a medium to a SMALL. Is SENDING me