I bought a shitty little electric toothbrush and the vibration on it is stronger than my vibrator??? I don’t need an earthquake to clean my teeth my god
Did a 5k this morning and some jackass that had their phone blasting slow country music decided I would be the victim they pace near the whole time 🫠
It sucks when your friends have ugly babies because what am I supposed to say? “Omg they’re so cute!!” Like no, it looks like a gecko that got left in the bath too long. Put it away!