Chris Poon

Were off to see the jelly fox!

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Every year, more and more koalas are affected by chlamydia.

[Kay Hull @Kayleigh_Hull]

“@mr___wilson: READING & LEEDS! Only 50 hour and 17 minutes until we're on stage!” OMGGGGG @poonypickles 😱🙏💃🔊

[Chris Poon @poonypickles]

@Kayleigh_Hull happy birthday Kay. You are welcome I can't wait to go enjoy them both together x

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Female duck vaginas actually contain multiple “dead ends” to help protect them against duck rape.

[Kay Hull @Kayleigh_Hull]

Can't wait to get away this weekend @poonypickles 👌

[Chris Poon @poonypickles]

Sunday night snacks @kayleigh_hull #noms http://t.co/EB2Hyg4N5X

[Hannah Messaoud @hannah_messy]

@Kayleigh_Hull @Nell1991 @poonypickles hahaha, i need to remember; ALWAYS LISTEN TO KAY HULL

[Chris Poon @poonypickles]

First day back to work after Dam and I'm dragged into London! #lame! #feelingshit

[Chris Poon @poonypickles]

@Kayleigh_Hull @fascinatingpics ha looks like a palace

[Kay Hull @Kayleigh_Hull]

"@rickygervais: "Waddya tell 'im t' lick a toad for, y' dick?"" @poonypickles

[Kay Hull @Kayleigh_Hull]

"@rickygervais: Less than 1 hour till #Derek." @poonypickles

[Chris Poon @poonypickles]

http://t.co/0LC4jvMD

[Chris Poon @poonypickles]

Fuck the bright spark who thought an aircon unit above the toliet at work was a good idea! #freezing #lame

[Chris Poon @poonypickles]

@Luke_Weymouth ;) x

[Chris Poon @poonypickles]

@Luke_Weymouth no but I would take mr jackie chan over Danny da vito! Jackies double hard Danny's a short reject

[Chris Poon @poonypickles]

@Luke_Weymouth hold tight ya got a head the size of a asteroid! Have you ever seen the film twins? your Danny da vito!

[Chris Poon @poonypickles]

@Luke_Weymouth but I am so that makes no sense!

[Chris Poon @poonypickles]

@Josh_Drakey you idiot!! Thought nick was taking ya! #dontdoitagainmug

[Chris Poon @poonypickles]

@Kayleigh_Hull @hollieneale and you shit yourself when I jumped out at ya

[Chris Poon @poonypickles]

If you can't spell the word you're using, use a different word please #awkwardtweets @hollieneale