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[ellie :) @poooookster]

what's better than Olive Garden breadsticks? nothing. absolutely nothing.

[internet mom @ashleyippolito]

good morning

[Princess🤭 @hlulanimanyike]

Moms really ate with that “one day you’ll understand” thing cause one day arrived fr

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT

[emily @memilies]

wait I just learned that every olympic team gets little pins that represent their countries and the teams all trade them with eachother like taylor swift concert bracelets?? and the dutch ones are little CLOGS?? like sorry to be basic but maybe uniting for sport is Good Actually.

[Felon Degeneres @_alyssssssac]

I’ve been laughing at this for 10 minutes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

“i need to lock in” and it’s just taking the clothes out of the washer and into the dryer

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

Not a single trans woman is taking up my “space” at the gynecologist. This isn’t an issue. If a trans woman sees a gynecologist, it’s because they’re supposed to. My gynecological care is in no way impacted or hindered by the existence of trans women and i wish y’all would stop.

[ttyd @atousl]

There’s always a white guy at the bonfire who really fucks with keeping the fire going and I respect that

[ellie :) @poooookster]

@sincerelyart my name is Mariel! I love finding people w my name

[Katie D @KatieDeal99]

If teachers could really indoctrinate kids we’d teach them to wash their hands so we’re not sick by the second week of school

[ellie :) @poooookster]

my twitter finally changed to x & i’ve never been more fucking upset bc i simply cannot handle unsolicited changes

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

they don’t give a shit hope this helps

[Steve Keeley @KeeleyFox29]

She’s 18. She got accepted to several universities. She picked Morgan State to study mechanical engineering. She vanished last Monday, June 5th. She’s now missed her prom. She missed her Motivation High School graduation Friday. Her name is Shalayla Porter. 1/2