the three-eyed thot🌙

life's a garden, dig it 🧚‍♀️🌈✨

[Audrey Kaufman @KaufmanAudrey]

This is how I felt about Labubus

[jãy @iemonade]

this is literally the exact feeling

[your cousin Vinny @muddaub]

Earlier a coworker said she had been considering the name “Pearl” for her daughter, “but,” she said, “that’s the name of the daughter in…” and we both said “the scarlet letter” as my other coworker said “spongebob.”

[Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2]

when a man has a gigantically fat ass its kind of like ok you need to be serious man theres a time for playing around but sometimes we do need to be for real

[🍻 @drink2beers]

girls love talking about they got a heavy flow ok spit some bars then

[subscribe to the state of the league patreon @JoestarJokic]

this and a small town where somethings not right

[latke @latkedelrey]

he already does

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A guy wanted to adopt a cat, but he wouldn't leave his brother's side, so he had to take both of them.

[the three-eyed thot🌙 @poopbot47]

you can lead a water to horse, but you can’t make it drink

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

A man out riding with his horse witnesses the return of water after a long period of drought.

[charlotte @femaleuncle]

Sometimes having to finish a protein bar is exactly like being shot with a gun

[Brian Stack @BrianStack153]

Still one of my all-time favorite Onion headlines.

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Yeah youre on fucking pot dude Im leaving

[wa$abi nut$ @bawitdabababe]

dave? fucked him
buster? fucked him

[matt @mattybtweets69]

We stopped getting slizzard, as a country

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

british schools are freaky as hell wtf u mean u got a headmaster