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high class low life. available for the right price on eBay. I buy things on clearance and return them for store credit. stealing food stamps since I knew how.

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The best thing about incest is you don’t have to worry about custody battles

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@_nicolesavage amirigjtthoorwut?

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I think I finally made it....@NicoleSavageau just liked one of my tweets...the last time she liked anything I did was when I left the bar

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Feeling myself rn

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Everyday is the same day if you don’t sleep

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Single/26/ready to mingle Holla boys!

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@coldbitch42 @i__jones #neverforgot

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New year new me(ntal health issues)

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I choose to not have children only because if I ever had a child, it’s first word would be “key bump”

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Whole lotta ooo yea yea goin on around here Bozo

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@i__jones Grow up you big dumb idiot

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@lafromboy Especially you at bartending today. Biggest dufus ever

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I choose to not have children only because if I ever had a child, it’s first word would be “key bump”

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@SnoopDogg for president

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So if I use a banana condom and a chocolate condom at the same time, will you split afterwards? Or should I just get a job at DQ?

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@Lil_Kea_Bump They’re a lot better than both when you’re hungry

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Honk dogs > sun dogs amirite?

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“Grow up and smoke weed like an adult you piece of shit” - my boss giving life lessons to fandoms at the bar on a Monday #2022flexforsuccess

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If I had a daughter I would probably name her “Nokia Keypad Cummings”

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Last piss test I failed from the start

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The groove is in the shart

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@lafromboy @i__jones

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I’m bout ready for a colonoscopy before I listen to your philosophy