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[Mhiel @301pushups]

Open fart surgery

[🌸 @pooppariah]

As someone that comes from 2 generations of 35+ mothers, I think more has to be said about health than age. I was lucky enough to have a grandma who lived alone until age 95 cuz she ate healthy and didn’t smoke. Sharp as a tack too

[Michaela Makusha @MakushaMichaela]

As someone who has an older mother and my grandma didn't get to see the adult version of me, I need people to stop projecting their own life experiences onto strangers. Your mother's life choices do not belong to you, no more than you belong to her.

[f(Luke) @NotVictoriaSong]

You ask any 5th Gen stan if their idols can sing this and they will block you btw

[🌸 @pooppariah]

@kween14241 Is natural in the room with us rn

[bebo ☾ @openaigf]

Average sink in a country where pursuing art as a career is frowned upon

[🌸 @pooppariah]

Denver is making me so radically anti pickup truck bc why are you in a city with a truck 12 feet tall. Why do you need a ladder to get in the door

[🌸 @pooppariah]

@Klubbermeister Definitely was

[🌸 @pooppariah]

@Conorworld Never let anyone silence you king bc you’re right

[🌸 @pooppariah]

@lawsforwords Because it’s a luxury establishment marketing a luxury experience. If you want the top shelf wine but don’t want to or can’t afford to tip 20%, go to the liquor store.

[🌸 @pooppariah]

@torychisai Shut up wtf

[🌸 @pooppariah]

My bweebs are cold and wet :(

[lily @heyitslilylane]

@LiamBeUponYe this homer emote just made me actually spill my drink all over myself 😭 now my bweebs are cold and wet and i have no one to blame but his bwutt

[🌸 @pooppariah]

@sanguine_tech Yeah people that say rude shit don’t like being told they shouldn’t. Fork found in kitchen

[🌸 @pooppariah]

@Cute_Cat_George If you don’t understand the problem this conversation is done lol

[🌸 @pooppariah]

The cognitive dissonance…. Like do you want a cookie for only calling 50% of the people a slur?

[🌸 @pooppariah]

@ladyloodeeloo Yeah we should all use slurs when discussing disability

[🌸 @pooppariah]

Like just say photo 😭 a pitcher holds beer not memories

[🌸 @pooppariah]

My biggest ick with Americans is that 25% of us say “pictures” like “pitchers”

[🌸 @pooppariah]

Me quietly reading a book about the cultural revolution on a plane full of Chinese tourists

[leichain @leichain]

i’m so fascinated by men like this

he read “the brutality of modernity” on a 10 hr flight with the map on the whole time

[🌸 @pooppariah]

@GushingNero Not a “remix” when it’s copy and paste is it dummy?